Search Quotes
#4540
33
⚐ Report//Students are asking for an extra weekend to finish a project on Ishmael, so that the work will be better Whitacre: As my grandfather used to say, "I wish I had my boots right now because the shit's gett'n deep."
#4539
08
⚐ ReportMichael: I'm sorry to break it to you, but Santa Claus isn't real. Alex B: Santa Claus isn't real, but Santa CLAW is.
#4538
39
⚐ ReportRebecca: Are you on It's Christmas? Alex B: Merry Christmas to you Rebecca! Rebecca: I'm Jewish. Alex B: Christmas is not a holiday. It's not a day, it's an experience.
#4537
2222
⚐ Report//Student is eating cupcake in class and getting lots of crumbs everywhere Whitacre: Watch out there, you're getting some in your mouth.
#4536
1414
⚐ Report//Rose's gchat status after AP NSL test Rose: Anyone in my 8th or 9th period that didn't come to class today after the AP, you are dead to me.
#4535
55
⚐ ReportAlex B.: (Reading off of Renay Johnson's Twitter) Thank you for mathematically challenging our students - Saurav: (Cuts him off) I agree, we are mathematically challenged everyday
#4534
88
⚐ Report//Discussing presidential power in the late 20th century in US history Manuel: I actually met Bill Clinton once. Student: Did you shake his hand? Manuel: Yeah, I actually did. You know, even after I had introduced him to my husband, he didn't want to let go.
#4533
55
⚐ ReportAlex: Mr. Pham seems to think we have nothing to do but chemistry. Isaac: Do you? Alex: That's besides the point.
#4532
55
⚐ ReportTeddy: Mr. Rose, I have to leave now. Rose: Aw man, why? Teddy: I have a doctor's appointment. Rose: To get your brain fixed?
#4531
44
⚐ ReportRose: You stretch out the sigma, and it turns into this S-thingy. In fact, sigma is the Greek S. Then you make this delta into a d... Teddy: So you translated from Greek to English? Rose: Pretty much.