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⚐ ReportRose writes the following tier list on the board: Best Days of Your Life 1. FTC Day 2. Post FTC Day 3. Pre FTC Day ……… Day of Birth Wedding Graduation Death Shapes (because he said that most important things have to do with shapes)
#13381
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⚐ Report// In reference to APs. Stein: "We should, as a school district, agree not to take standardized tests, and focus on *learning*." // Later. Stein: "Puzzlepalooza is an actual reason to miss school! You actually learn!" // A bit of ranting later. Student: "If I won at Puzzlepalooza, may I put it on my résumé?" Stein: "Absolutely!"
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⚐ ReportCrowder: So if I wanted to get rid of my daughter... //later Crowder: Now, if I wanted to give my son a twin...
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⚐ ReportSahu: Maybe I should go be a professional pickleball player, that'd be a good idea.
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⚐ Report// sahu during FOPL "I'm tired of writing code. I wanna write a book." "Like a book about farming." "I wanna be a farmer. I want to do a field trip where we just hike in the woods." "And then I wanna paint a picture..."
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⚐ Report// Complex presentation Stephen: We are not on an archipelago. We are on the top of flooded mountains.
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⚐ Report// At lunch Sarita: I'm sorry if me committing to the bit costs your life, but that's just the sacrifice you have to make in comedy
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⚐ ReportEric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.