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#13396
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⚐ ReportMichael: swimming is so easy. you just stick one arm after another in the water. if you can't swim, you deserve to drown.
#13395
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⚐ ReportOstrander: "Is she going to sabotage the others [participating in the competition]?" Student: "...How would you do that?" //Others started saying ideas. Ostrander: "I see you have grown up in a nice household." Ostrander: "See, all these others have ideas." //We diverged into a conversation about whether or not sabotage was ethical, which turned into one about whether or not sabotage *in war* was ethical. //On the topic of being "ethical" vs. being "justified", Ostrander is setting up a scenario. Ostrander: "Suppose you were at war, and the universe deemed that your side was in the right and the other side was in the wrong." Ostrander: "Like, suppose they committed many atrocities." Ostrander: "Like, making their children root for the Mets."
#13394
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⚐ ReportJason Yao: What's that? Leo: Socializing. Jason: Oh, fuck no. (turns around and leaves)
#13391
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⚐ ReportGlenn: That's why I love this job I don't have to euthanize you guys Glenn: and that's great Glenn: And now you guys know I don't have the stones to do it so you're good.
#13389
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⚐ ReportMr. Jacobs: That's a really cool name... Slipher. I wonder where that name comes from? A few kids in class: It's a British last name. Mr. Jacobs: Really? That's good. I'm glad it's not some ethnic or cultural last name, so I can make fun of it. Class: *starts laughing* Mr. Jacobs: Like if it was a traditionally Armenian last name, and his family got genocided or something, I couldn't make fun of that. You can always make fun of British people.
#13383
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⚐ ReportRose writes the following tier list on the board: Best Days of Your Life 1. FTC Day 2. Post FTC Day 3. Pre FTC Day ……… Day of Birth Wedding Graduation Death Shapes (because he said that most important things have to do with shapes)