#12243

113

Oct. 4, 2023, 11:18 a.m.

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//Justin makes loud sucking noises Justin: Sorry I have to suck out all of the milk. Justin: I have retained some instincts from when I was a child. But I was never a child. I sprung from the womb as a ninth grader

#12240

1521

Oct. 3, 2023, 9:04 p.m.

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// Scibowl tryouts Yunyi: Ok, buzz in and then say your name. Gugan(after buzzing): Vas deferens. Kian: Hi. Andy: I'm him.

#12239

55

Oct. 3, 2023, 8:45 p.m.

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Rose: The Law of Ones states that if you have a nice teacher, (x - 1) and (x + 1) will be factors Also Rose: *gives an equation where (x - 1) and (x + 1) are not factors*

#12238

77

Oct. 3, 2023, 12:17 p.m.

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// Talking about PSAT day Otto: That's a really odd day. Glenn: But it's an even day, haha! Glenn: I'm funny, dammit! // Later Glenn: You guys look like you're a week away from being violently sick. Glenn: I have to tell you guys to come.

#12237

1010

Oct. 3, 2023, 11:53 a.m.

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Woodward: MCPS thinks this is a naughty picture for some reason

#12235

1010

Oct. 3, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Delaney: Uhhhh lymph nodes...they're like Baltimore. Delaney: Has anyone been in Baltimore, on purpose before?

#12234

1818

Oct. 3, 2023, 8:27 a.m.

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Leo: Can I go to the bathroom? Stein: It depends on how successful your toilet training has been in your early years. Stein: Do you have any idea how many times I've made that joke in my 30 years of teaching? Stein: Easily into the thousands.

#12233

99

Oct. 2, 2023, 4:04 p.m.

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//drawing triangles-in-square proof of Pythagorean theorem Rose: I'm not even putting in much effort, and it's coming out kinda well. Rose: This has been a lesson on effort. //Rose proceeds to absent-mindedly walk backwards and knock over a stack of boxes

#12232

88

Oct. 2, 2023, 4:02 p.m.

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Rose, drawing a terrible square and getting criticised: Sometimes, teachers need some positivity, such as by lying. //students compliment Rose's continued drawing, which is still terrible Rose: See, I know you're lying, but it still makes me happy. Positivity's just like that.

#12231

55

Oct. 2, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Substitute: I'm gonna take attendance, maybe 10 years from now -- I mean, 10 minutes from now.