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Sept. 1, 2023, 9:43 a.m.

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// Delaney explaining cell differentiation Delaney: So once you are differentiated, it is quite hard to change your path unless something dramatic happens. Delaney(significantly quieter): Such as leaving academia and deciding to teach instead.

#12040

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Sept. 1, 2023, 9:15 a.m.

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Lodal: name a city in the southern hemisphere Andrew: Antarctica Lodal: Antarctica is not a place where people go.

#12039

44

Sept. 1, 2023, 9:03 a.m.

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Stein: Jerry Song, have you finished your homework yet? Jerry: Yeah. Stein: Then do another variable. Jerry: Nevermind, I don't think I'm done.

#12038

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Sept. 1, 2023, 9:02 a.m.

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Stein: Back when I taught 7th grade, which was 100 years ago, I had this ceramic statue of the thinker. Stein: So every time a student said something particularly observant, I would place the statue on that student's desk. Stein: One day, at a parent-teacher conference, there was a student that was particularly naughty. Stein: His mom and I were yelling at him and he was crying. Stein: He yelled to me "I hate you, I hate this class, and I hate that statue." Stein: It seemed like in slow motion when he got up and smashed that statue into a million pieces. Stein: So that was the end of the thinker statue award.

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Sept. 1, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Gugan: he teargassed himself which is so relatable

#12036

1313

Sept. 1, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Stein: If you want to be a teacher... *Class murmurs "you gotta take attendance"* Stein: So I said that in Mr. Rose's class and the class said "so I guess Mr. Rose isn't a teacher."

#12035

55

Aug. 31, 2023, 9:21 p.m.

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// We were writing qualities a good gym teacher should have Charles: You guys want me to be God or something.

#12034

46

Aug. 31, 2023, 8:26 p.m.

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Gus(struggling to read what he wrote): Oh that's what it says. I can't read my own handwriting. Jacobs: Will I be able to read it then?

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Aug. 31, 2023, 8:09 p.m.

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// Jacobs AP lit; class is silent Jacobs: I’m a creep // more silence Jacobs: I’m a weirdo

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88

Aug. 31, 2023, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.