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#12115

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Sept. 13, 2023, 5:20 p.m.

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Gugan: I can eat the children Gugan: Not my own children, only other people's children

Gugan, No! //mod note: you can eat all zero of your own children

gugan

#12113

99

Sept. 13, 2023, 1 p.m.

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Stelzner: There haven't been any good fights this year

#12112

55

Sept. 13, 2023, 12:49 p.m.

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Mather: want to meet that cute man?

he was explaining/relaying an asl video sample

mather, asl

#12111

99

Sept. 13, 2023, 9:23 a.m.

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// Bannister sits on a chair and it sinks Bannister: i'm going to kill myself *long pause* Bannister: sitting on this chair

#12110

77

Sept. 13, 2023, 9:14 a.m.

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//innovation padlet post //the time saver category: Anon: Use all eight of your arms Anon: If you don't have eight arms then grow more or else you will fail in life //in the "time wasters" category: Anon: mathphys

lol padlet //mod note: there were many more crazy jokes on that Padlet, e.g. "become god" in time savers and "eating" in time wasters

mathphys, innovation

#12109

68

Sept. 13, 2023, 8:50 a.m.

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Linda: This is how you prepare baked Sarah. Jacobs: I hope you mean baked as in cookies and not baked as in...

#12108

44

Sept. 13, 2023, 8:49 a.m.

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Jacobs: Back then, in the hallways people were *doing it*. Jacobs: And then one day they got caught.

#12107

55

Sept. 12, 2023, 3:08 p.m.

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Jacobs: What happens if you cheat? Student: You get a zero Jacobs: For the rest of your life, every night, as you go to sleep, you will remember that you are a dirty cheater, with poor ethics and morals. Jacobs: That's the worst I can do. ... I'll also give you a zero, but that's not as bad.

#12106

77

Sept. 12, 2023, 2:54 p.m.

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// Bosse SRP is going to Delaney's room Jerry Song: Oh hey it's Delaney, let's follow him. *Delaney walks into the bathroom* Jerry: Nevermind then.

#12105

88

Sept. 12, 2023, 2:04 p.m.

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// Discussing Micronations Mr. Cirincione: I'm Sealandish, not British Mr. Cirincione: I'm also a lord