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⚐ Report// Anderson draws a map of the U.S., Florida looks particularly phallic Jerry Song: How long is your Florida?
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⚐ ReportStein: We have 2 sides of the CH-a-a-ar-t, we have too many guns, and we have unaffordable healthcare. That's how you describe America.
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⚐ ReportDiscussing the British Will: Discrimination is so fun Lodal: it’s hard to disagree
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: I don't like the smell of grass, but I like the smell of chemistry lab.
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⚐ Report// Andy walks into quantum Sean: I lost the game! Schafer: I also lost the game!
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⚐ ReportSahu: Never in my life have I felt more like Mr. Rose. Sahu: Don’t tell him I said that.
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⚐ ReportSeat: Once I was at a table with other teachers, and one of them saw me eating with chopsticks, and said "oh, I've been to Japan!" and started lecturing about Japan stuff Seat: I didn't want to embarrass her, saying "I lived in Japan for 20 years."
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⚐ Report//chaotic stein anthology, february 9 "I'm having a very good day today, because I got eight hours of sleep, which is unusual" "Whatever you want to do in the natural world -- measure the height of women, or the weight of dalmatians, or the width of thighs ..." "If you don't think 720 is a great [maths] SAT score, you're living in a bubble." "I'm sick of SAT scores; let's talk about iguanas!" "I don't really care where you get your percentiles. I'm going to use my chaAaAaArt, because I love it." "I'm going to use my chaAaAaArt, not only because I love it, but because saying cAlculAtor sounds dumb." "Suppose you're going to kidnap iguanas, and sell them in the exotic pet trade" "And this is why God gave us Algebra 1"
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⚐ ReportSmolen: The brass players get valve oil all over the cello chairs, and the stains smell. Kaden: One time I saw a white stain on the chairs.