#11299

1111

Dec. 9, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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Rose: good, you added a little chuckle Rose: that's how I know you're alive, a little giggle

#11298

1111

Dec. 9, 2022, 12:24 p.m.

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O'Donovan: You have fixed cars before right? O'Donovan: Of course not. O'Donovan: It was one of my classes, along with taking apart and assembling Kalishnikov. // Later O'Donovan: I was not a good shot. O'Donovan: When I shot, nobody could find my bullet.

#11297

44

Dec. 9, 2022, 10:40 a.m.

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Mogge: Now, you would think this DBQ is worth 6 points...no, I multiplied it by 4!

#11296

44

Dec. 9, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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//French 3, someone says something about Paraguay Student: Paraguay? That exists? It sounds like an Apex Legends weapon.

#11295

2325

Dec. 9, 2022, 9:47 a.m.

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Victor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.

#11294

44

Dec. 9, 2022, 9:21 a.m.

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Dr. Davis: I dont remember who it was, but someone was making fun if their spouse or significant other for having huge ears.

#11293

33

Dec. 9, 2022, 9:07 a.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: You know what my favorite thing about clementines are? When you peel them you get the integral symbol!

#11292

1414

Dec. 8, 2022, 9:54 p.m.

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Smolen: Don't smoke weed guys. Smolen: You'll get arrested and then have to go through the Russian jail system.

#11291

1113

Dec. 8, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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Caleb: What biology textbook can you get for $20? Jerry Song: Hungerford biology. Caleb: What's Hungerford...? Jerry Song: Hunger for Deez Nuts!

#11290

66

Dec. 8, 2022, 12:15 p.m.

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O'Donovan: I'm so glad all of you are feeling better and have recovered since yesterday!