#11232

1212

Nov. 30, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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Stein: I was in a plane crash in 1988. Carlos: How did that go? Stein: It didn't go well, it was a plane crash Victor: Did you survive?

#11231

44

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:44 p.m.

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Schwartz: Someone fall for my trap card!

#11230

33

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:43 p.m.

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Bramble: Does anyone here have two passports? //several students raise hands Bramble: I'm guessing, for most of you, the other country is a European one. //several students (fewer) object Student: [My second passport is from] Australia Bramble: Well, that's Europe!

#11229

77

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:40 p.m.

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Bramble: I hate repetition. Katz: You hate repetition? Bramble: After you work in the Department of Redundancy Department for a while, it starts to get on your nerves, after a while. Katz: Annoyingly gets on your nerves? Bramble: Well, I'm not naming any names ...

#11228

88

Nov. 29, 2022, 5:38 p.m.

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Bramble: Sometimes I hope something will fall from the sky so that I don't have to go to work tomorrow. Bramble: And then, yesterday, my hopes came true. Bramble: Now I'm trying to figure out what exactly I was thinking and hoping then, so I can recreate that luck. Bramble: I tried it today, and it didn't work.

#11226

1313

Nov. 29, 2022, 3:02 p.m.

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Kaluta: *brandishes meter stick toward Sudhish* You know we have a republican governor, so I can hit you with this. Kaluta: *slaps the table with a meter stick* Kaluta: APPLEBEES??

#11225

1818

Nov. 29, 2022, 12:08 p.m.

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Smolen: It’s not my fault if you guys fail on stage. Smolen: You guys are the ones playing. I’m just waving my arms around.

#11224

77

Nov. 29, 2022, 10:52 a.m.

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Eji to Devin: You're dead to me! That's why your name is spelled with an i instead of an o!

#11223

1010

Nov. 29, 2022, 10:24 a.m.

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//Talking about the new Star Wars show Michael: If you watch Star Wars without lightsabers, that's just another- Lodal, interrupting him: I can't talk to you now, Michael, I don't like you very much

#11222

1414

Nov. 28, 2022, 1:09 p.m.

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// unexpected day of no school because of a plane crash // Rose is hosting class anyway // he's screensharing his camera app from his phone Rose: now, I have to make sure that no one texts me anything inappropriate because this is my actual phone