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66

Sept. 12, 2022, 12:41 p.m.

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O’Donovan: It sounds like everyone is doing chemistry. O’Donovan: It’s quieter and less fun.

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Sept. 12, 2022, 11:32 a.m.

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Sarah: I'm genetically doomed to suck at world history. If you asked everyone in my family what continent Asia's in, they'd all get it wrong.

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44

Sept. 12, 2022, 10:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So that is the slant height of a frustum. And that's true for... Kirk: Actually, I don't think that's true for any frustums.

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88

Sept. 12, 2022, 8:15 a.m.

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Counselor: Can someone explain the purpose of the code of conduct? Klees: So the school doesn’t get sued. Counselor: Is there another reason? Klees: So the school can get sued!

#10793

22

Sept. 12, 2022, 8:11 a.m.

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Jerry Song: We spend a lot of time being efficient.

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77

Sept. 10, 2022, 11:49 p.m.

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Kirk: Maybe I should play some Gwar. Kirk: Would you guys prefer "Immortal Corruption" or "I Want More Blood"? Kirk: Maybe we should not listen to Gwar.

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1313

Sept. 9, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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// Someone mentions Isaac Newton Student 1: Ah, yes, the apple man. Student 2: Isn’t that Steve Jobs? Kirk: I bet I could convince a freshman that Steve Jobs invented calculus.

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1818

Sept. 9, 2022, 6:49 p.m.

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Nicole: My birth chart has four cancers in it. Nicole: I guess that makes my mom a carcinogen.

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88

Sept. 9, 2022, 4:05 p.m.

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// building bridges in tech Solomon: I’m gonna delete these pieces because I don’t think they do shit. // they did, in fact, do shit // https://youtube.com/shorts/JtnlbkM8EPE

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3131

Sept. 9, 2022, 1:24 p.m.

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Lodal: "The moon does not live in America."