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⚐ ReportMoose: I work in a union, am I a communist? Hell no! *Pauses, thinks* Moose: Actually, I do like some communist theories...
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⚐ Report// 4th period AP World, teacher isn't here and nashan is sleep deprived *Nashan mumbles incoherent blabber* Nacho: did you get your wisdom teeth removed or something? Nashan: No, I still have my wisdom teeth *clacks teeth* Nashan: I can eat carrots at a 10% faster rate than you.
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⚐ Report// discrete, about the FPP Rose: Okay, so you can say these two are isomorphic Rose: If you know what that means Class: *silence* Rose: *claps* Okay, can we end class?
#9602
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⚐ Report>on ski discord server Patrick Zhang: "this reminds me of something ....who the fuck here is sending our messages to blairbash?"
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⚐ Report// Start of the year Duval: So one time my husband decided to roast chili peppers in the oven. Duval: Turns out it basically became pepper spray.
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⚐ ReportKirk: You gotta do it right, or you're gonna get it wrong. Kirk, a second later: That is the stupidest sentence I have ever said.
#9598
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⚐ Reportin biology, we're given classwork to work on but it's not due until next week Isak: "Well I'm not gonna work if I don't have to." Sean: "That's why communism would never work, Armand." Armand: "I'm not a communist! ... anymore."
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⚐ ReportStudent: Me aburre la clase de matemáticas. Cuadrado: Te aburre la clase de Sr. Rose? Mi amigo Sr. Rose?
#9593
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⚐ ReportDiego: Now, you said euthanasia will not be necessary ... but let's say that Andy does something crazy-- Duval: There is no expectation that I euthanise anyone! Colby: But could you euthanise Andy if you wanted to? Duval: No. Andy, I just want to reassure you that I will never do that.