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#12558
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⚐ Report//sahu is about to erase his board about pigeonhole sort Rakshay: can i take a picture? Sahu: *in creaky high pitched voice* ughhhhh why don't you take notes instead Rakshay: i did Sahu: ok good
#12557
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⚐ Report//kids are sitting on desks Sahu: i don't know what's going on there but you guys need to sit on desks Sahu: freudian slip
#12556
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⚐ Report// Stats presentations Elliot: Here is a picture of a woman playing the slot machine at Atlantic City.
#12555
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⚐ ReportOstrander: Here's my rule: Don't annoy me. Don't annoy other people. Ostrander: I am another person, so if you're annoying me, you're breaking two rules.
#12554
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⚐ ReportRose, to Klees: You're standing at the gate, holding a sword, fighting off divergent series, stopping them from entering your maths.
#12552
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⚐ ReportLeo: You should give us your balls Gugan: I'm emotionally attached to my balls Leo: So are the rest of us
#12551
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⚐ ReportHenry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.
#12550
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⚐ ReportGrossman: "Banning child labor is possibly the worst thing to have ever happened to this country" Random Person: "Are you sure it wasn't slavery?"
#12549
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⚐ ReportGrossman: "You know, I've been looking for someone who is really good at busting people's knees in. Do you know anybody who is good at that?"