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#7756

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Nov. 26, 2018, 5:25 p.m.

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Rose: It's okay. Ducks don't have feelings.

#7755

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Nov. 26, 2018, 10:04 a.m.

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//Pd 1 Orgo Hart: Who here knows the pKa of an alkyne? Bryan Li (not even looking up from his phone): 25 Hart: Woah! How did you know that? (sees that Bryan is on his phone) did you just search that up... Bryan (enthusiastically showing Hart his phone screen): WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M PLAYING PHONE GAMES!!!

Never has a teacher's face fallen so fast...

orgo, hart, bli

#7753

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Nov. 21, 2018, 11:39 a.m.

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Cuadrado: If you want to be very purist, don’t eat anything. And die. Generation Z is horrible.

#7752

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Nov. 21, 2018, 11:39 a.m.

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Oscar: Is that mouse thing in the middle really called a nipple mouse? Where'd that come from? Max: Well, it's fun to play with

#7751

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Nov. 21, 2018, 11:35 a.m.

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Allison: The trick is to not think and that way you won’t care if you win or lose Ryan: Shut up MCPS!

#7749

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Nov. 20, 2018, 4:33 p.m.

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Evan: With me and Justin’s brains combined, we are unstoppable at eating pasta.

#7747

2020

Nov. 19, 2018, 9:16 a.m.

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//In modsim, playing "I need an A (R-rated version)" Video: On your 3rd exam, you drew a really graphic depiction of me as the devil taking a load from Charles Manson in the face Hammond (walking in): Sounds like you're having fun in here.

#7746

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Nov. 19, 2018, 8:58 a.m.

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//Sloe bio, making silly putty Sloe: some of you are very good at this and some of you are very bad. //later Sloe: you would make terrible kindergardeners

#7745

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Nov. 19, 2018, 7:52 a.m.

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*ringtone-style music is playing in the background as wright talks* Wright: Does somebody have music playing? Please turn it off Class: *silence* *Wright walks towards the music, coming from her bag* Wright: Oh...it's my phone

#7742

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Nov. 17, 2018, 9:08 p.m.

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//Rose recording a video for Analysis 1A, security comes in the room Security: Are you teaching somebody? Rose: Nope. I just grabbed this free room to do something but I have no idea who teaches here or where anyone is or anything. [pause] Security: What's your name again? Rose: [laughs] I mean, it's irrelevant, but my name's Will Rose I just grabbed the room. Security: I see. [calls office] Yea, Ms. Russ, there's a teacher, uh, using a room cause no one's here. Intercom/Russ: Ok, thank you. Rose: Ok, good. [security leaves] So. People think I'm crazy cause I talk to myself alone in a room... and they are CORRECT.

https://youtu.be/OTQHCRRZ_QM?t=324

crazy, rose