#5597

26

Oct. 27, 2015, 11:49 a.m.

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Math phys study hall Haena: This isn't a yo-yo. Brian: It isn't a yo-yo because you drew your dowel too long. I know you like those long dowels.

#5596

55

Oct. 23, 2015, 11:57 a.m.

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Werdann: You just manipulate that formula. Like your boyfriend. Just manipulate it to get what you want. Student: What? Werdann: Don't worry, your girlfriend doesn't manipulate you.

#5594

33

Oct. 22, 2015, 10:17 p.m.

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// Checking homework in Functions Rose: I was going to make you guys finish this, but then I felt bad, because I gave you a lot of homework. Am I going soft or something? Class: No, its OK!

#5593

28

Oct. 22, 2015, 7:43 p.m.

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//U.S. History, everybody has computers at their desks Teacher: You can watch this video at home. Computer: "Hello this is John Green, welcome to Crash Course U.S. History, and--" *class laughs* Teacher: No, don't click on it yet! *5 seconds later* Another computer: "Hello this is John Green, welcome to Crash Course--" *class laughs, everybody facepalms* *12 seconds later* Another computer: "Hello this is John Green--"

#5590

88

Oct. 20, 2015, 6:53 p.m.

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Pham: This the part you not doing so well. I need to fix it. I mean, I need to fix you.

#5588

-610

Oct. 19, 2015, 4:01 p.m.

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//talking about what GT stands for Piper: GPA Trained

#5587

37

Oct. 18, 2015, 10:58 p.m.

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Simel- Today we are going to talk about sex which will put me in a better mood

#5586

1010

Oct. 18, 2015, 2:13 p.m.

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//Discussing Skype with Finnish students for a new MathPhys field trip Schafer: The Finns will arrange their students to stay a little after school, and you guys will come a little before school. The time difference just works out, you get a little face time, and you realize, "Oh, he's a tall white boy."

#5585

08

Oct. 17, 2015, 10:39 p.m.

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//Seniors + Sam (a junior) playing Resistance in Rose's room at lunch //Everyone shows their cards; Sam is Mordred Noah (Oberon): OK, you played that one really badly. You're the assassin, so go ahead and choose someone to kill. You're totally incompetent, so it doesn't really matter. Sam: I choose to kill Brian. Brian Morris: Is that your final answer? Sam: Yes. Morris: Goddamit. //Reveals that he was Merlin, winning the game for Sam, Noah, and Josephine Noah: Um...well. That was actually pretty competent. Huh.

#5584

44

Oct. 16, 2015, 10:19 p.m.

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//Precalc with Giles. Learning about sinusoidal graphs. Giles: I'm going to say a bad word now. [Pauses dramatically.] //The class holds its breath. Giles: Degrees.