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#4494

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April 8, 2013, 10:57 p.m.

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//In Analysis 1B going over AP Calculus practice sets. Question scores were to be filled out on online forms. Mr. Stein scrolls through the names: //Winston, Mike //Busis, Adam //... //Offertaler, Required. Class: Wait what? Required?! Mr. Stein: Why did you do that? Bendeguz: I'm not sure... //Next set. Scrolling through the names: //Xu, Annie //... //Offertaler, Offertaler Class: You did it again! Bendeguz: Technology doesn't agree with me...

#4493

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April 8, 2013, 7:31 p.m.

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//Talking about the transit Street: What do you think you'll see when you look through one side of it? Ethan: The other side? Street: Yeah, like when I look through your ears.

#4492

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April 6, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

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//At Wallops 2013, learning about marine phyla MSC Guy: Of course, sponges can regenerate. You could even stick one in a blender then watch it grow back. Teddy: Wow, I wish I could do that! Schafer: Yeah, I wish I could stick you in a blender too.

#4491

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April 4, 2013, 9:39 a.m.

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//Jonah, reading a comic Jonah: Why are these exclamation points like this!? Conner: Jonah, that's Spanish. Jonah: But it has a lisp! Spanish people don't have lisps!

#4481

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March 19, 2013, 5:29 p.m.

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Arun: How many people live in D.C.? Maria Y: 46 million.

#4480

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March 16, 2013, 6:36 p.m.

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//Stein's phone rings in class and he sees who it is; he doesn't answer Stein: Obama, run the country yourself!

#4479

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March 16, 2013, 12:56 a.m.

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Naeem: Which one of you guys took a dump and didn't fl- Soumya: (insulted) I NEVER TAKE DUMPS

#4478

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March 13, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

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//Talking about having a picnic outside during 9th period Adrianne: Noooo, I wanna go back to World. //She has Ravilious

#4477

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March 12, 2013, 7:25 p.m.

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//Discussing lim x->inf (x/e^x) in Analysis 1B, with the numerator and denominator as superheroes Stein: So these 2 superheroes are fighting, but who's the better superhero? Class: e^x (because it grows faster, so it matters more) Stein: Why? Bendeguz: Because he has nice abs.

#4476

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March 12, 2013, 7:23 p.m.

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//In Analysis 1B, Stein is introducing Captain Zero/Infinitus Project and how it must come from your heart Stein: Math is done in your brain. Art is done from your heart. English, EH, *SHRUG* I don't know.