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#4023
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⚐ ReportShaun Datta: This printer is stupid. I told it to print two pages and it printed the first page twice. Jack Phoebus: I think it's a troll.
#4022
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⚐ ReportBalla: Don't pretend to be tolerant and then make fun of people with hair on their ears.
#4021
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⚐ Report///Patrick walks up to a freshman table at lunch Patrick: When I grow up and have a kid, I'm going to pack his lunch in a childproof container!
#4020
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⚐ ReportM-E: Weird people are weird...but normal people are just plain weird...I mean, uh, normal, but normal is so weird...
#4019
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⚐ ReportBarg: Hey Mr. Pham, a lot of us are going to be missing class because of the robotics regional. Pham: Oh. How many people in the robot? Gubin: Err, none?
#4018
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⚐ ReportMichelle: Hey Mr. Pham, he said you sound like an owl. Pham (with emphasis): WHO? //Class laughs
#4013
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⚐ Report//Telling jokes during lunch Harrison: Why did the chicken jump off the cliff? To get to the other side!
#4012
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⚐ Report//Going through bureaucracy chapter in NSL random girl walks in Girl: Anybody got a pencil? //Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at her for a good 15 seconds Girl: Sorry. //She leaves and class resumes
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⚐ ReportSchafer: It's liquid methane. I made it myself. //later Maggie: When he said "I made it myself." I was like, heheheheheh.