#3601

1616

Sept. 25, 2011, 9:16 a.m.

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//Stein walks into Computation Methods, where it says Bisection Method on the board Stein: What are you going to be bisecting? Pham: One of the kids.

#3600

1414

Sept. 25, 2011, 12:50 a.m.

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//Enoch at MIT admissions office meeting Enoch: So, I'm thinking of computer science research/development. Is there anything you could tell me at MIT that shows your computer science success? //Guy at MIT looks up from his book Admissions: We created the internet.

#3599

88

Sept. 24, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

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Bob: To get to the other side. Why did the neutrino cross the road?

#3597

44

Sept. 23, 2011, 4:20 p.m.

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Anderson: So those of you who didn't know about the Protestants and Catholics, time to get aboard the knowledge train. Toot toot! Sharon: I need tickets.

#3596

1820

Sept. 23, 2011, 1:51 a.m.

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//When the AP World class gets a bit loud with all of the laughter and conversations Ravilious: Honestly ladies and gentlemen, think before you speak, and then don't.

#3592

1416

Sept. 21, 2011, 8:29 p.m.

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// Ostrander was subbing 2nd period Phys Chem until Pham arrived. When Pham arrives: Pham: Alright guys. I go over chemical bonding today. Ostrander: Oh don't worry. I already taught them chemical bonding. When a chemical walks by another chemical, he goes, "Hey, that chemical is kind of cute," and they bond. That kind of chemical bonding?

#3591

68

Sept. 21, 2011, 5:38 p.m.

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//Lecturing the percussion in Symphonic Band about tuning the tympani Mrs. Roberts: Why don't all of you carry a pitchfork with you? You should be like those tympanists with their bags with all their pitchforks. //The whole class looks confused Mrs. Roberts: Wait... did I just say pitchfork?

#3590

1212

Sept. 21, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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//When Eric Neyman failed to say follow in time Stein: He did not follow the class rules. Class: Follow. Stein: You are mocking my rules! Student: Rules.

#3589

88

Sept. 21, 2011, 11:31 a.m.

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Matt: I put the Mission Impossible theme on my alarm clock. That way, when I wake up every morning, I feel really epic.

#3588

79

Sept. 21, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

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//AP Psychology Smrek: Okay, who knows what mean, median and mode are? Evan: Mr. Stein wrote a play about them.