#3454

911

June 8, 2011, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: I've got this. I'm really good at starting fires.

#3453

1111

June 8, 2011, 4:04 p.m.

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Moose: Have a great summer. Don't smoke pot, guys. It's not legal yet.

#3452

88

June 7, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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Donaldson: ... and James carries a meter-stick with him at all times. (pauses) It's a pocket meter-stick.

#3451

8490

June 7, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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//AP NSL, talking about a plan to get rid of snakehead fish by dumping a bunch of salt in the Chesapeake Bay watershed Grossman: Now, who do you guys think might be opposed to this plan? Eva: People with common sense?

#3450

22

June 7, 2011, 7:50 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper remarks that she made a whole file of Flip-Flop problems and solved every one Piper: There was nothing on TV that night. So I did flip-flop tracing.

#3449

6975

June 6, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

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//Mr Pham and Mr Giles cross pathes between the chemistry room and math help: Pham: I hear you tell kids lines only straight. Giles: Yeah, they're only straight. Pham: No you wrong-- Giles: All lines are straight. Pham: Noooooooooo.

#3448

2428

June 6, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: I will come and rip your head off....wait, no I won't because then blood get on the floor and the janitor will get angry at me.

#3447

88

June 6, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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// at the start of 4th period Thermo Schafer: I heard that there's going to be a fire drill soon. Students: Really?! Schafer: Why are you so excited? It's like missing free time.

#3446

1515

June 6, 2011, 2 p.m.

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Pham: Is methane polar or nonpolar? Student: Polar. Pham: Why? Student: Uhh...because.... Pham: I tell you reason. Reason is you are wrong!

#3445

1616

June 4, 2011, 2:55 p.m.

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Anderson: Oh yes! "Let us go and smoke some meth! / And with his former title greet Macbeth!"