#3444

66

June 4, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

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//The class has just decided that Student A is cannabilistic. Then Student B interrupts and tries to talk to Student A. Gross: You can talk to [Student A] at lunch. Student B: But... Gross: Oh I see. [Student A] goes and does his thing... //laughter Gross: Mongolian BBQ, that's what [Student A] does...

#3443

2020

June 3, 2011, 10 a.m.

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//In Swaney's class talking about American foreign policy Xixi: America is like a horny teenager. Always touching where she shouldn't be touching.

#3442

1717

June 3, 2011, 9:54 a.m.

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Janvi: Rose how old are you? 30, 31? Rose: You're just like the worst stalker ever.

#3441

1717

June 3, 2011, 1:24 a.m.

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Duval: Hey guys, watch this video of my baby! //Class watches video of Sam (Ms. Duval's baby) giggling while Ms. Duval tickles him. Mufasa: Y'know... I read somewhere that babies laugh as a defense mechanism.

#3440

1616

June 2, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

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Jake R: Friday night I am going to a...I was going to say party, but only popular people have parties. What I'm going to is more like a gathering of nerds.

#3439

68

June 2, 2011, 5:07 p.m.

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// Mr. Stein tells us about advertisement scams and gets a phone call Stein: Hold on. The number is 800. I'll turn up the speakers ... hello? Lady: Hi. This is ... and we're calling to tell you that your subscription is about to expire. Stein: Yeah, ok. But did you know that I'm in my Statistics class right now, and I just told my students how people call you all the time to scam you with advertisements, and I turned up my speakers all the way so that they can hear what you're saying? Lady: Uh okay, but I'm just calling to tell you that your subscription is about to expire. Stein: Yeah, I know. Lady: Well... *talks* Stein: Alright, bye. Class: *laughs* Someone: Wow, she was very angry

#3438

55

June 2, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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// Michelle is feeling sad, and Mr. Stein gives a speech about how we're too young to be feeling sad Stein: So we've learned three things today. One, we've learned that you're all too young to be sad. Whatever it is, you'll be alright. Andy G: What if you had terminal cancer? Class: *laughs* Stein: Michelle, do you have terminal cancer? Michelle: No... Stein: Then everything's alright.

#3437

1212

June 2, 2011, 12:51 p.m.

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//Trying to watch a MacBeth scene in Anderson Pd 6 //Wondering why the video isn't working Anderson: OH! You have to put the video in!

#3436

1515

June 2, 2011, 12:48 p.m.

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Stein: Today we've learned not to be sad, not to worry about grades, and that colleges are no better than the Nigerians trying to steal your money.

#3435

1212

June 1, 2011, 10:25 p.m.

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//Puzzlepalooza 2011, Day One Teacher: Okay, so has everyone been "paloozed"? Class: Yeah! Teacher: And how do you feel now? Cy Neita: Puzzled.