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⚐ ReportStudent: You know the game Among Us? Horne: what, that it's supposed to be Amongst Us?
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⚐ ReportSmolen: Was Mendelssohn schizophrenic? Ace: No he was just depressed. Smolen: So he was a sad boi!
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: If you have ground nails, as in iron nails, mixed with soy sauce base, that's vegan. Andy: Not if someone stepped on the nail. Ace: Well in that case that's just cannibalism. Andy: I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as vegan... Ace: No, I don't think so.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: When you hear the word crystal, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Ace: *hums the "Better Call Saul" theme*
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⚐ ReportMogge: To prove that she was gentle, what did she carry around with her? Ram: A knife! Mogge: No not a knife! //pause Mogge: Well she did carry a knife but what else?
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: I don't procrastinate. Jerry Song: Procrastination implies that you actually do the work before it's due.
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⚐ ReportBurnell: I'm going to exclude the women from this. Burnell: Not that women don't have the power to kill, because they do.
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⚐ ReportBurnell: Right, an autopsy! Burnell: Like, looking at dead bodies and figuring out what happened to them. Burnell: Just for those who are into that in here. No judgement.
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⚐ ReportBurnell: As you know, my lectures are supplemental. Andy: So in other words, they don't help.