#11778

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April 21, 2023, 7:56 p.m.

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Andy: What's the little statue they put on gothic cathedrals called? Ace: Gargoyles? Andy: Well why don't you gargoyle on deez nuts?!

#11777

1919

April 20, 2023, 1:05 p.m.

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// French Pd. 4, our room was scheduled for MCAP testing but Madame Kanza convinces the testing teacher to move to another room // Mme. Kanza puts a big sign up on the door saying "English MCAP testing, go to room 274" // Five minutes into class, a student walks in Kanza: Are you here for English testing? Student: Yes. Kanza: Are you sure you're totally prepared? Student: I am. Kanza: I think there's something you need to review first: // Mme. Kanza opens the door and taps the sign she put up Kanza: Reading.

#11776

48

April 20, 2023, 11:05 a.m.

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Andy: I'm actually going to sleep early tonight. Jerry Song: Why sleep early tonight? Jerry: Sleep late tonight so you can sleep early tomorrow. Burnout schedule!

#11774

913

April 20, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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// Among us drawn on board Michael Wang: Among us! Smolen: He’s the impostor! Kick him out!

#11773

1717

April 20, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Ostrander: Magnet students study a lot about waves, but they still don't know how to say hi to you in the morning. Schafer: That's because I control the gradebook and they're scared of me.

#11772

1616

April 19, 2023, 4:53 p.m.

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Rose: "I am drunk with power after evading the fire marshall. I feel like I can do anything."

#11771

79

April 19, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// The window is open, we can hear people from outside Seat: Hang on, gimme a second. *Seat closes the window* Seat: Stop having fun!

#11770

1414

April 19, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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Rose: if i were a biology teacher, i would just like do math all the time

#11769

1313

April 18, 2023, 8:46 p.m.

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Katz: What's the official spelling of "Checkmeister"? Stein: Check -- and ... Joseph: "Check" with a K or "cheque" with a Q? Stein: Neither. //Stein goes to board, writes "✓meister"

#11768

39

April 18, 2023, 8:44 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, april 18 "For those of you who like taking standardised tests -- which is not me ..." "You know what's your real friend? Copy-and-paste." "Now, if we the Checkmeister is not paying attention, or is sleeping, or is playing chess in her class -- we stare at her, and there is a long pause, and we might impeach the Checkmeister -- with a two-thirds vote, of course." "ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! Sorry, I've broken down. It's my 29th year, and I've finally broken down. ChaAaAaArt!" "The maths is usually not the issue. The issue is usually the youth not wanting to check assumptions. Because the youth don't want to write complete sentences." "The youth don't like typing sentences! The youth like copy-and-paste." "Imagine you have 50 iguanas in your hand."