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⚐ ReportKirk: Now we're just seconds away Kirk: We are *milliseconds* away Kirk: I guess we're milliseconds away from everything in our lives Kirk: Just different amounts of milliseconds
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⚐ ReportLodal: I don't recommend canoeing, unless you're doing it with a lot of other people who are also chaotic neutral or chaotic evil and you try to push people out and it's actually dangerous so don't do it but it's really fun.
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⚐ ReportLodal: I'm feeling pure chaos today. *drums on the table* Good, neutral, evil, just all of 'em. All chaos.
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⚐ ReportPiper: So have you guys fallen in love yet? // silence Piper: No? Okay, so you might not be able to relate to this.
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⚐ ReportPiper: I know I've probably *bored you guys to tears* Piper: But that's my job Piper: I have a special disposition to bore people to tears Piper: And I *struggle* with that every class
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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Street, what are we doing? Street: I don't know Street: What should we do? Student: I don't know Street: Okay, glad to hear it
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⚐ ReportSchafer: When you look at my picture here, you can tell that I drew it all by myself, right? Schafer: It looks terrible.
#8777
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⚐ Report// Discussing potential return to school, and how students have a choice, // but unless none of the teacher's students choose to come, // the teachers wouldn't have a choice Martinez: Am I supposed to convince, like, 140 students not to go back? Martinez: I can't even convince all of my students to do their homework. Martinez: [Laughs]