Search Quotes
#12224
66
⚐ Report// Looking at the painted ceiling tiles in forensics Jerry Song: Oh wow that one looks really good. Jerry: And the skulls one. Jerry: And the femboy hydrogen.
#12223
57
⚐ ReportJerry Song: Jeremy, you're 18, you can't be doing yourself anymore! Jerry: I mean be yourself. You know what I mean!
#12222
1111
⚐ ReportSahu: so you take your can of La Croix [/lə kʁwɑ/, French pronunciation] Arjun R: It's pronounced /lə kɹɔɪ/ [American pronunciation] Sahu: It's french though. Veena: it's literally in wisconsin. Arjun: the company pronounces it /lə kɹɔɪ/ Sahu: well i mean we need to pretend we're cultured Sahu: even though we aren't.
#12221
1010
⚐ ReportSahu: you just reverse factor them Sahu: what's reverse factoring again? Veena: expanding? Sahu: yeah
#12219
1212
⚐ ReportLodal: Emotionally priceless but economically worthless. That's what children are.
#12218
77
⚐ ReportStein: You know how when you make smores, the graham cracker always breaks? Stein: What if when you make the smore, instead of using the graham cracker, you use the chocolate so the sandwich doesn't break?
#12217
24
⚐ ReportCharles: Oh man I'm going to have to pray after this class. Charles: I need Jesus. Charles: I don't even need to do any of this. Charles: The teacher evaluator comes twice every 4 years and all I need to do is act nice and pull wool over his eyes.
#12216
1313
⚐ Reportsomeone: do you think your kids are going to be in magnet Lodal: no they're too stupid
#12215
66
⚐ ReportRandom Freshman: So my mom is a yoga teacher… Another Random Freshman: I thought she was a Quaker.