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#13320
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⚐ ReportWilliam Roe (in awful accent): ÂżTe has lavado las manos? Eric Yang: Las manos? More like... las womanos.
#13318
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⚐ ReportYongle: Eric, your armband looks like some no no Germans in the 1940s Eric: that’s going on blairbash Yongle: tell me it doesn’t look like that
#13317
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⚐ ReportVeena: blairbashing from another state is crazy Veena: like does that even count at this point
#13316
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⚐ ReportMaggie: Emily, what's your favorite marine organism? Emily: *garbled whispering* Maggie: ... Fajitas?
#13315
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Skyler what’s your favorite food? Skyler: bat soup Schafer: what is bat soup? Skyler: it’s soup, with bats // laughter Schafer: So it’s just soup. With bats. //laughter Skyler: yes it’s soup.
#13313
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⚐ ReportSeat: So in Vietnam they had the Cu Chi tunnels. Ray: I'm sorry, what did you say the tunnels were called? Coochie? Seat: Yeah, they were called the Cu Chi tunnels. // Class starts laughing
#13312
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⚐ ReportMr Demma: “Sometimes Lana Del Rey makes me want to stretch out at the pool at a cheap motel and drink a bottle of bourbon”
#13311
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⚐ ReportJustin: You know, Ella should marry a guy with the last name Hu, and [hyphenate] her last name Justin: So she will be Ella Wu-Hu. Justin: And she should have a son to be a soccer player. a very short one, but that's beside the point. Justin: So people will go WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO