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#11733
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⚐ ReportVictor: I like to eat cake. Victor: I'm trying to limit my intake. Victor: I only ate half in one week.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: “Now, on the left here, we have this thing on the ground called ‘grass’”. Schwartz: “For the first time in some of your lives, you might even get to touch it!”
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⚐ ReportBosse: I'm going to teach Genetics -- did any of you sign up for that? //no hand-raises Bosse: What's wrong with you guys?!
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⚐ ReportStein: The chaAaAaArt is back! We haven't used it for a couple units. I missed it. //some students exclaim "chaAaAaArt" Armand, quietly: Stat student mating call.
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⚐ ReportBosse: I've been at blair since 1992. You can do the m-a-t-h. Johnny: That's longer than we've been alive. // Later Bosse: Don't call it dodgeball. Call it avoidance ball.
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⚐ ReportBosse: So many emails! Bosse: It seems like nobody cares about me until the end of the quarter.
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⚐ ReportAndy: Every time I fix an issue, 20 more issues pop up. Foster: That's right! This is why I've stopped doing software development after 20 years.