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⚐ ReportStudent 1: Is that rocket league mobile? Student 2: Yeah Student 2: Its a fun game, but I can feel my value in society decrease the more I play it
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⚐ ReportMichael Wang: So there's this thing called the Santa Anna surprise. Michael: Which is not a real event, I made this term up.
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⚐ ReportSeat: *Typing in "B-i-s-m" as the password for the world quiz* Victor: Bismillah!
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⚐ Report// Learning about the right hand rule for magnetism Schafer: You're driving your car down the street and you see someone with their thumb. Schafer: Public service announcement: don't hitchhike. But remember that your thumb is for velocity. Schafer: You're now pulling in the neighborhood, and you little kids running around in the neighborhood. Schafer: One of the kids goes "bang bang bang"! What is he representing with his hand? Students: A gun? Schafer: And what comes out of a gun? Students: A bullet? Schafer: And the first letter of bullet is B, so the index finger is for the magnetic field. Schafer: Now I'm coming home and both boys are playing and the dog is running all over the place. Schafer: So now I go to my wife and ask her how things are going and she goes *shows middle finger* Schafer: Remember that middle finger is for force.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: We're going to learn how to use our middle finger today. Schafer: Some of you think you're really good at it.
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⚐ ReportChikara: Apocalypse Now is known for the scene where he goes “Wow, there’s really an apocalypse now.”
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⚐ ReportKaluta: people thought the third-pounder [burger] was smaller than the quarter-pounder, because “oh four is less than three!” Kaluta: this is why so many people died of covid.
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⚐ Report// printer in 215 turns on Schafer: the weird thing is, that’s probably Mr. Hammond sending me a message.