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#11561
1818
⚐ ReportSchafer: So there's this guy Archimedes, who's sitting in a bathtub and he's about to be in big trouble with the king. Schafer: He sees the water level rising and he says "eureka" and then runs through the streets naked. Schafer: Good times.
#11560
1515
⚐ ReportSchafer: Weird, yes, but probably not as weird as playing tetris on an emulator. *All eyes turn on Kelin*
#11559
1313
⚐ Report// Penny lab in quantum Schafer: We will be doing statistical analysis. Schafer: However, this is not Mr. Stein's class. Schafer: We will not be setting a p-value and determining whether we should reject the null hypothesis. Schafer: Nor will we be using Cha-A-a-A-arts.
#11558
1717
⚐ ReportAnderson: I went to a high school called Bronx Science. It was a magnet school. Anderson: You can see how it instilled in me a great love of science.
#11557
1212
⚐ ReportAnderson: If this class was, instead of AP Language and Composition, AP Weightlifting, I might assign you to do 50 reps of whatever with these dumbbells. Anderson: And I would check if you've done your homework. You'd tell me that your muscles are tired, because that's what happens when you do 50 reps. //later Anderson: A lot of you are smart enough to get away with not doing the reading. Anderson: But at the end of AP Weightlifting, you see a difference between those who do the homework and those who don't.
#11556
1616
⚐ ReportAnderson: Ask me who my favourite basketball player is. Student: Who's your favourite basketball player? Anderson: My favourite basketball player is Keith Anderson. Because when I watch Keith Anderson play, I laugh the whole time, because he is terrible.
#11555
-39
⚐ Report// Talking about British colonization of India Victor: Funny guy took over a funny country and did funny things.