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⚐ ReportAnonymous Teacher: You know.. sometimes I think Mr. Scafer doesn't know how to have fun. What's wrong with a little dance. We gotta dance.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: All of life’s problems can be solved with duct tape and WD40! Schwartz: If it moves and it shouldn’t, use duct tape. Schwartz: If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD40.
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⚐ Report// Bio Pd. 8 Hannah: How do worm babies get made? Delaney: Well, two adult worms love each other very much... Hadar: And then a stork drops off the new worm? Delaney: Actually, the two worms secrete a mucus sheath between themseleves... Delaney: The two worms *share genetic information* // Delaney wiggles his eyebrows Delaney: And then one of the worms lays eggs.
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⚐ ReportEvan Wang: Tell me a bit about yourself. Michael Wang: Hi, I'm Michael. I'm a Genshin enthusiast. Michael Wang: I'm a Ningguang main. If you're a Keqing main, you're just wrong.
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⚐ Report// Discussing interview dress code Bosse: Wear closed toed shoes, nobody wants to see your tootsies. Evan Wang: But that's my bargaining chip.
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⚐ Report//Ms. Bosse asks Jerry to give a do/don't for interviews. Jerry Song: Well, what I said was... Jsong: Like... Jsong; Don't... Jsong; Don't have long pauses. Sean: Ironic. Jsong: Ironic. Sean: *opens Blairbash* *Jsong and Sean look at each other* *Jsong and Sean nod their heads vigorously*
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⚐ ReportDiscussing WWI Gibb: It was like two countries whacking each other with giant wet noodles