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⚐ ReportMrs. Hart: A student teacher asked me if they could use the bunsen burners to make s'mores and I said "sure, if you want to poison everybody!" Mrs. Hart: Don't use bunsen burners for roasting marshmallows.
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⚐ Report//during english class fox: ok smurfs, now let's talk about colons literally everyone: what
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Can you agree that PIP^(-1) is I? I is PIP^(-1)? I am PIP^(-1)? Stephen: pip install joke
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: A week ago, it was eight degrees outside, and now it's too warm. Schwartz: You guys have to survive on this planet 20 years longer than me, and I'm already in trouble. Schwartz: Good luck!