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#8074

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April 3, 2019, 8:02 a.m.

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//sophomore bio with sloe, talking about wallops Sloe: Okay, now where is Wallops in relation to Ocean Shitty?

#8073

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April 3, 2019, 8 a.m.

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//sophomore bio with sloe Sloe: Are you okay Sujay? You look pissed Sujay: I'm fine Rajit: *stage-whispering* It's okay!!! Say you're not fine!!!

#8072

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April 3, 2019, 7:59 a.m.

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//talking about how Gonzalez will be teaching at UMD next year Noam: Them college grillz boutta have a fun 2020.

#8070

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April 2, 2019, 4:03 p.m.

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//Sloe fifth period, talking to her class about alleles Sloe: Why does the little girl have dimples? She got a big D from her mother. Class: <laughs> Sloe: What’s so funny? Moving on, she got a little D from her father.

#8069

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April 2, 2019, 12:07 p.m.

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Rose: I’ve been yelling at people for being late for 5 minutes, and the bell rang one minute ago

#8067

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April 2, 2019, 10:47 a.m.

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//cybersec william *talking about GirlsGoCyberStart*: I see there are quite a few girls in this club! everyone *looks around* //there are three girls in cybersec

#8066

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April 2, 2019, 7:50 a.m.

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Kaluta: Now that's just a big 'ol nut

He was talking about the nut in a vice

nut, kaluta

#8065

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April 1, 2019, 12:21 p.m.

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//Math phys study hall. In the past, Schafer has kicked out anyone who's not in math phys. //Steven runs out momentarily before running back in Steven: Schafer's coming! Quick people hide! //Rcho and leela hide in the computer lab. Schafer leaves after a few minutes Ian (right as schafer leaves the room): Alright Ryan he's gone! You can come out now!

#8064

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April 1, 2019, 10:59 a.m.

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Rose: I don’t think I can spell piranhas, so I’ll just put the h at the end to be safe

#8063

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March 30, 2019, 2:54 a.m.

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//Advanced Geometry, proving Pappus's Theorem Rose: And according to Coxeter, we must "indulge in a veritable orgy of cancellation."