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68

Dec. 7, 2023, 6:17 p.m.

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// STAN senior act meeting Mandy: O'Donovan corner, how are you guys doing? Andy: We're cooking! Anannya: The food is on fire! Armand: The kitchen is burning down! Mandy: Keep cooking! I want everything burned down! Andy: It's all ashes at this point.

#12690

28

Dec. 7, 2023, 1:44 p.m.

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Henry: Mather? I hardly know 'er!

#12689

33

Dec. 7, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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Jacobs: Everything is about sex, there's actually three types of sex in this book! Student: 3 types of sex??? Jacobs: Yep! Student: What do you mean by types? Jacobs: OH not like having sex with a COW or anything don't worry Students: Why is that your first example? (Later) Jacobs: Sex can represent enlightenment, submission, desire- Student: What does cow sex represent Jacobs: Rebellion.

#12688

911

Dec. 7, 2023, 12:48 p.m.

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Glenn: My freezer is mostly people food...and rats/mice for my snake...and a bunch of frozen insects.

#12687

99

Dec. 7, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Glenn: Adulting is overrated guys! // Later Glenn: I made it till 24 until I realized I had to be adulting. Glenn: What's the rush? Be 16! Do stupid things! Glenn: Not too stupid obviously.

#12686

68

Dec. 7, 2023, 12:23 p.m.

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Lodal: Girl dad? Question mark? Shop now? *demonic wease*

#12684

66

Dec. 7, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Stein: Wait, how did I give you five?! Stein: What am I doing?! Stein: *retroactively lowers grade* Stein: Oh wait you did it down here

#12683

1111

Dec. 7, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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//Lodal holds up two rocks, one a shimmery gold beige color, the other one a dark color. Lodal: do you know where the word Muscovite comes from? Class: Moscow Lodal: good. which one would you associate with Russia? Class: the dark one Lodal: NO! Lodal: *whispers* it's russia! there's white people there!

#12682

1517

Dec. 6, 2023, 5:47 p.m.

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Schafer: I had a sandwich for lunch today, it was so bussin'. I even added some sauce for more rizz *After comments on the blairbashability of that quote* Schafer: Get off of blairbash, it isn't good for you

#12681

33

Dec. 6, 2023, 5:26 p.m.

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//explaining natural numbers to a hypothetical alien who can do Fitch-style proofs really well Rose: This is like if you try to teach a board game to a really smart person. Rose: You start explaining it, and very quickly they get annoyed, and say "stop trying to explain it! Just tell me all the rules."