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#13328

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April 23, 2024, 2:56 p.m.

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Glenn: So the first thing you have to do is open their wings up enough to impale them from the back. Glenn: You have the spread them, and I'm going to teach you how to spread them.

#13327

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April 23, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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Ziyad: Have you ever tried impregnating ducks? It's pretty cool Ziyad: NO! I meant unicorns

#13326

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April 23, 2024, 7:52 a.m.

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Leo Jin: Have you never seen Joe Biden throw it back?

#13325

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April 19, 2024, 10:42 p.m.

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Ethan Hua: A middle-aged white woman touches my balls once a year Ethan Hua: And they call it a medical procedure

#13324

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April 19, 2024, 12:23 p.m.

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//Wallops trip intertidal //A male and female crab were caught in a sieve box Veena: we should make them have sex! Everyone else: wtf Veena: what!? It’s mating season!

#13323

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April 18, 2024, 12:54 p.m.

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Dylan: Like I always say, it's okay to like kids

#13322

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April 18, 2024, 8:43 a.m.

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Schwartz, at Wallops: Mr. Ostrander was BASHFUL yesterday. William Roe: That means he supports BlairBash.

#13321

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April 18, 2024, 8:42 a.m.

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Will: Mr. Schwartz? Schafer: :/ Will: I'm so sorry Mr. Schafer Schafer: :/ Will: If it makes you feel better, I've already called Schwartz "Schafer". Schafer: That one's acceptable.

#13320

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April 17, 2024, 7:58 p.m.

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William Roe (in awful accent): ¿Te has lavado las manos? Eric Yang: Las manos? More like... las womanos.

#13319

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April 17, 2024, 6:47 p.m.

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eric shi: real👍