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#13155

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March 5, 2024, 10:47 a.m.

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// Nobody in class can recognize what an amino acid is Bosse: Oh my god. Bosse: Why are they paying me so much money? Bosse: It's a waste of money!

#13154

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March 5, 2024, 10:41 a.m.

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Bosse: I keep asking "do you remember from biology" but you guys don't remember. Bosse: That's what I'm here for.

#13152

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March 5, 2024, 10:40 a.m.

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"bowls" is on the computer screen. Jason Yao: That's how you spell bowl??? Jason Yao: Why is it spelled like that. Jason Yao: Shouldn't it be spelled like how bowling spells it!?

#13151

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March 5, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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// Glenn is talking about her mom's DNA test Glenn: She has 2% Neanderthal DNA, which is kind of high Glenn: And a characteristic of people with higher Neanderthal DNA it said was hoarding Glenn: She is a hoarder so that was accurate. Glenn: So now every time she said "Oh I can't throw this away" Glenn: I'm like Pff..... Neanderthal

ok sure // mod note: you should talk to Glenn about her sister's hoarding habits

mom, test, dna, glenn, biology

#13150

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March 5, 2024, 9:48 a.m.

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Bosse: What are the 3 main types of bacteria? Andy: Spherical, spiral, and rod-shaped. Bosse: Where did you learn that from? Andy: Campbell Biology. Bosse: I hate Campbell Biology! I think the author has passed. Andy: He died 20 years ago. Bosse: Gah! That's a new chapter of the "bad things that I say to my class". Bosse: Do they still do Blairbash?

#13149

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March 4, 2024, 3:06 p.m.

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Glenn: They're called the ocelli (oh-cell-ee) Rivkah, quietly to Katie: How would you say that in a comically Italian accent Katie, baffled: Say what, ocelli? That's not even Italian! Rivkah: Still though Katie: And why are you asking me?? Rivkah: You speak Italian Katie: I mean technically? I can order at a restaurant and ask for directions... Rivkah: So what would it be??? Katie: Idk, oh-CELL-ee? Rivkah: Ok but suppose you were Mario...

#13148

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March 4, 2024, 2:39 p.m.

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Cirincione: I'm really smart and you're all little babies

#13146

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March 4, 2024, 11:36 a.m.

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Jerry Song: wanna see a massive failure Jerry: Look in the mirror

#13145

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March 1, 2024, 1:43 p.m.

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Schwartz: No one cares about base 10. Katz: Humans have 10 fingers. Schwartz: Humans also have e fingers -- we just also have another 7.3 or so extra fingers.

#13144

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March 1, 2024, 12:48 p.m.

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Glenn: I haven't seen anything yet, so I assume it's school appropriate. Chikara: Well there haven't been any women in it so I assume it is.

The word "pussy" immediately proceeds to show up in the subtitles

chikara, glenn