#12810

11

Jan. 3, 2024, 5:14 p.m.

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//chaotic hart anthology, january 3 "In your other classes, you did a Kahoot, you took a nap ... Are we going to do any of those things here? No." "I swear I'm teaching chemistry, not just about cats." "You have red cards -- which are actually called 'cherry' -- and you have green cards -- which are actually called 'green'." "This is the Web of Glory. I couldn't think of a name for it, and then it came to me -- in a dream. No, it didn't, but it makes a good story." "I want a s'more where someone else roasts my marshmallow."

#12809

22

Jan. 3, 2024, 1:11 p.m.

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Yongle: hey siri do polar bears hibernate Siri: calling Nate Bingenheimer...

#12808

02

Jan. 3, 2024, 11:21 a.m.

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Jerry Song: the truth is so true!

#12807

88

Dec. 29, 2023, 11:12 p.m.

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Stein: Colleges are like a scam. Stein: They're the Nigerian Prince that emails you and wants to send you 10 million dollars.

#12806

15

Dec. 26, 2023, 3:53 p.m.

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Ace: Can I have a handful of deez nuts? Jerry Song: I would indulge myself in deez nuts if I brought water. Jerry: I need water to swallow deez nuts.

#12805

26

Dec. 26, 2023, 2:40 p.m.

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Ace: I like the taste of coffee. Ace: It's bitter, just like the inside of my soul!

#12804

-44

Dec. 24, 2023, 3:05 p.m.

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Ryan: Why does the pope have no face?

#12803

-66

Dec. 23, 2023, 7:44 p.m.

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//Someone talks about something being an L David Katz: do you know what else is an L? David Katz: λ̴̦̖̉̄͒̏ά̴̪̺̽̄μ̵̤̼̈́͋̊͠͠β̴̢̢̗̞̹̀͜δ̶̛̞̫̹̊̍̔̉̿α̴͍͚̬̗̰̰̇̑̿͌́̊

#12802

99

Dec. 22, 2023, 5:08 p.m.

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//Schafer giving us a harder problem "It's time to cook" "You gotta be cooking for this one"

#12801

55

Dec. 22, 2023, 4:23 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, december 22 "According to the scientists -- and we all know we can trust the scientists -- the winter solstice happened at 22:30 last night. But I know otherwise, from my personal truth, ..." "Can I get some head nods from maybe 30 or 40% of the class? ... Evan's making up for it [by nodding very intensely]. Good." "Was that your question? No? Doesn't matter. I'm going to ignore your question anyway." "I know that you don't know this, because I taught you everything you know." "'The inadequacy of language became an obstacle in my journey.' I know exactly what you mean, Frege." "If you love philosophy -- or if you hate philosophy -- well, that would include everyone ..." "No. Hands down. No more student contribution."