#9668

1616

Dec. 20, 2021, 4:15 p.m.

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//at the same claimed ("incorporated") group of desks Diego: People are just coming onto the Island of Diego without going through the citizenship process.

#9667

1016

Dec. 20, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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//kids on my bus (middle schoolers) kid 1: hey, do you know what hacer means? kid 2: uh no kid 1: it means to do kid 2: hacer tu mom

#9666

1921

Dec. 20, 2021, 2:49 p.m.

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// pd 9 Rao Diego: Does it count as waterboarding if it's diesel?

#9665

2626

Dec. 20, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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Rose: This is my daughter's brain *uproarious applause*

#9664

1517

Dec. 20, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

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Rose: Going once, going twice, going to take these tests back.

#9663

1313

Dec. 20, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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mr kyei on santa: "i don't believe in santa. i never did. my parents didn't play those games."

#9662

68

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:58 a.m.

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Schwartz: It has four problems ... but really, it's more, because one of them has four parts. Schwartz: Fooled you! You think it's four problems -- but it's me, Dio!

#9661

1111

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:21 a.m.

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// Analysis 1, Schwartz keeps missing dad jokes Schwartz, muttering to himself: y?? Because we need it! Schwartz: GAH

#9659

2525

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:03 a.m.

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// Volume of disks, analysis 1 Schwartz: And then you take the double integral- *Class in visible confusion* Schwartz: Wait, wrong class.

#9658

1010

Dec. 19, 2021, 10:31 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: A southern partygoer and says to their neighbor(in a southern accent) "soooooo, where y'all from?" Schwartz: And the northerner looks back and says "well I am from a place where we have learned to not end our sentences in prepositions." Schwartz: And the southerner looks up for a second, thinks, and kinda nods and says(in heavy southern accent again) "aye, so where y'all from, JERK?" Schwartz: So that's the joke. The real point was to give you time for this(points to paper). Anyways- // Later Schwartz: And keeping with that joke, by the way, at some point talk to Duval about what "bless your heart" means.