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#9402

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Nov. 18, 2021, 10:33 a.m.

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Schwartz: If f satistfies these conditions, then f is "integrable" on a to b. Schwartz: You might think this is related to something we learned about earlier. It is not! Schwartz: The similar names are from *sheer coincidence*! This is called "integrable" ... because it is integral to our study of calculus!

#9401

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Nov. 18, 2021, 10:23 a.m.

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//3rd pd bio teaching us how to use a micropipetter duval: do NOT stick this in without a tip on. sudhish: *snickers* that’s what she said.

#9400

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Nov. 18, 2021, 9:51 a.m.

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Student: But I don't like math. Teacher: You'll be fine, math likes you.

overheard in the hallway

#9399

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Nov. 18, 2021, 8:56 a.m.

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//Schwartz draws a semicircle, and then a line that doesn't *quite* touch one of the endpoints. He then draws a large dot at the endpoint which touches both the line and the semicircle Schwartz: Law of large dots, it's fine. They connect.

Explaining something that must be kept secret from all the freshies

schwartz

#9398

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Nov. 18, 2021, 8:46 a.m.

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Schwartz: You might be a heathen. Schwartz: You might be an ACADEMIC FREAK. Schwartz: You might have encountered something in the past about how this is somehow related to an indefinite integral, but don't be DEGENERATE! Schwartz: An indefinite and definite integral have NOTHINGGGGG to do with each other, just like how inflammable and flammable do NOT mean the same thing! *Entire class breaks down, Stephen Chen very audibly in hysterics*

#9397

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Nov. 18, 2021, 8:04 a.m.

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// Checking hw Schwartz: Is this...super idol? *Entire class breaks down hysterically* Schwartz: You know what, I'm ok with not knowing what that means.

#9396

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Nov. 17, 2021, 11:34 p.m.

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//schafer turns to shron in class Schafer: "You are highly sus" Shron: starts dying from laughter bc he did this with his physics problems

#9394

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Nov. 17, 2021, 8:37 p.m.

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McDowell: Gregory, take off your beard!

Another one sourced from Silver Creek

#9393

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Nov. 17, 2021, 8:36 p.m.

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Cordoba: No freestyle rapping in my class!

From my sister in Silver Creek because they're too lazy to make their own Blairbash

#9392

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Nov. 17, 2021, 8:03 p.m.

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// Discussing definite integration and Riemann sums Schwartz: I know the answer here is 2/3 because of magic. Andy: What? Schwartz: Like I said, it's magic, I just know. Ace: You're using something other than Riemann sums... Schwartz: Nope! I have NO CLUE what you're talking about, that doesn't exist! Ace: He's using some big brain method. Schwartz: Nope! No brain, just magic.