#9228

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Oct. 24, 2021, 3:29 p.m.

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// Duval's class is watching a demonstration of the floating paperclips on water lab Duval: You're so much better at this than my 3rd period Duval: I had five kids trying to float clips and they couldn't manage to get any to stay Duval: It was starting to turn into the setup of a joke Duval: Like, "How many magnet kids does it take to float a paperclip on the surface of water?"

#9227

46

Oct. 22, 2021, 4:05 p.m.

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Schwartz: Show each other more respect than you show the teacher. I'm the teacher -- I don't need respect! I'm paid for this -- I get money instead of respect.

#9226

3032

Oct. 22, 2021, 3:19 p.m.

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Rose: I walked into a class and some yahoo had written Pascal's triangle on the board up to level 15 or something Rose: clearly this person doesn't understand math or the binomial theorem because they needed to go that far to get the numbers Student: that was Kirk

#9225

1818

Oct. 22, 2021, 3:05 p.m.

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Rose: you should've been in my advanced geometry class this morning, it was all constant failure

#9224

57

Oct. 22, 2021, 11:44 a.m.

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John: "Claudius and Hamlet" Jason: "That's kinda romantic"

#9223

02

Oct. 21, 2021, 8:25 a.m.

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Anonymous: "Why are your lips are groping your straw?"

#9222

59

Oct. 20, 2021, 11:51 a.m.

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"Pure math is not math" - Kohn Jim

#9221

1012

Oct. 20, 2021, 11:41 a.m.

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Dhruv: I don't even wear my mask during carpool Sam: Yeah, cuz you're always french kissing! ... Sam: Maybe I should join your carpool.

#9220

88

Oct. 20, 2021, 11:30 a.m.

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Simoni: Natanel gives me old lady vibes Natanel: ... Natanel: I'll choose to take that as a compliment

#9218

1111

Oct. 18, 2021, 2:32 p.m.

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Rose: you know how sometimes you wanna be, like, perfect, but then that takes too long?