#7321

79

March 14, 2018, 8:58 a.m.

⚐ Report

//Pham enters SRP period 2 Pham: I was at the Chinese grocery store and I saw this mom with some kids, and they come over and say, "Hello Mr. Pham!" She said she from the B block 5 years ago. How they still remember me? Then she say, "Let me pay for you!" And I say, "No it's okay!"

#7319

66

March 13, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Guang is lecturing in physics team Guang: So you would normally think that we move in two dimensions right, up down left right, north south... Noah: Woah Guang you talk like a physicist Guang: ? Noah: Like you say we can move and stuff Lillian: Are you saying we can't? //Guang proceeds to jump a few feet into the air Nicole: Oh look he's moving

#7318

1313

March 13, 2018, 3:52 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Kevin Qian has pandas stacked on his head //Rose looks at him with interest and walks over //Favid tries to stack the huge panda on his head but fails Rose: All people are learning. Some people are learning combinatorics. Some people are ... learning.

#7317

1919

March 13, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Stat Luke: Mr. Stein, can I go microwave my lunch? Stein: Wait where? Luke: The SAC. Stein: No that's too far. Just ... shake your lunch. That's what microwaves do.

#7316

110120

March 12, 2018, 10:28 p.m.

⚐ Report

*After Gym test, where Noam got 2 points off and Carlos got a perfect *For context, Carlos got a D on his first precalc test Carlos: Oh yeah! 24/24, suck on that! Noam: Just like I sucked on your D in precalc. Carlos: Um... Noam... Noam: Not in that way! Not in that way!

#7314

513

March 9, 2018, 11:30 p.m.

⚐ Report

Clay: Yes, he was an artist and a rappist - no no no I meant rapper. Class: Rapist?! What

#7311

8490

March 9, 2018, 12:25 p.m.

⚐ Report

Pham: 4 minus 2 is 2, right? What do you call that? Quick maths?

#7310

1214

March 9, 2018, 7:30 a.m.

⚐ Report

//Making stories for combinatorial proofs Jonah: So in the 2018 midterm election there are m democrats and n republicans, trying to get into r seats... Rose: No that's boring, what are some fun political parties? Class: Green Party! Communists! Rose: Yeahhhh, this is like the Takoma Park Assembly.

#7308

33

March 8, 2018, 3:13 p.m.

⚐ Report

// Doing an analytic continuation of the trig functions with a less-than-rigorous justification Schwartz: Feels wrong, but it's oh so right.

#7307

1212

March 8, 2018, 2:42 p.m.

⚐ Report

//9th period history Ms Pisini: "Don't your parents tell you, 'I appreciate you just the way you are'?" Entire class at once: "NO"