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#9068

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March 25, 2021, 2:46 p.m.

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//sam lidz being iconic in complex "I forgot derivatives aren't just algebra" "I feel like there's no time in between 'learning long division' and 'knows how to differentiate all functions'" "I also can't remember a time when I didn't sound like Rose" "10 is not an important number." *schwartz holds up his 10 fingers in front of the camera* "Well, the real world isn't important." //bonus Tad: every day I get more and more convinced that Lidz is a lizard person.

#9067

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March 25, 2021, 12:51 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: I will award 3i bonus points to those of you who remember the log song.

#9066

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March 23, 2021, 1:43 p.m.

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Sloe: There is no way I would clip a hedgehog's nails

#9065

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March 23, 2021, 11:24 a.m.

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Student: Im trying to fix [a microphone] right now Street: I have a hammer, if you want to borrow it, to fix it ... Street: ... hammer fixes most everything ...

#9064

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March 19, 2021, 12:13 p.m.

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Street: So anybody that thinks that five is a lot -- we could increase it for you and make it ten. Street: And then you'd really cry.

#9063

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March 19, 2021, 12:12 p.m.

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// explaining the reasons behind an assignment/project Street: Well, we don't like you, and we would like to make you miserable. Street: That's reason number one.

#9062

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March 19, 2021, 12:11 p.m.

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Street: I'll tell you when driving a car by yourself gets really helpful and desirable: when you're on a date. // student says something about being driven by a friend to a date Street: You're gonna have your *friend* drive you -- on a *date*! Sure! Good plan.

#9061

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March 19, 2021, 12:07 p.m.

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Street: Just a little piece of history -- Mr. Ostrander used to be good at handing out abuse. // a bit later Street: Nothing illegal -- just mental abuse.

#9060

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March 17, 2021, 2:14 p.m.

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Student: I have bankrupted almost the entire nation of Barbados. Student: ... Yay.

#9059

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March 16, 2021, 1:38 p.m.

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//pd 8 health Ms. Gonzalez: if I had to get an STI I’d get chlamydia