#7545

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June 13, 2018, 11:02 p.m.

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//reading Romeo and Juliet, pd 9 Clay Student 1: Wait, lying is a sin, right? Then why does Friar Lawrence tell Juliet to pretend to be dead? Student 2: Why did he even agree to marry them in the first place? Clay: That's an excellent question. And the answer is... I don't know. Look, the plot is stupid, okay?

#7544

814

June 13, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

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//Block C R&E, there's nothing left to do so Mr. Street is going tangents, as he tends to do Mr. Street: Okay so there are these things called Co-ops, any one know what they are? *no one answers* Mr. Street: No? Okay well, they're basically like internships on crack

#7538

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June 12, 2018, 12:52 p.m.

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Wensen: There are two types of people in this world. People that are my friends, and people that are in the way.

#7537

913

June 11, 2018, 11:47 p.m.

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//during R&E Block C, discussing kids shows Lena: What was that show called with the yellow talking dog? Christina P.: Oh you mean mickey mouse?

#7534

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June 11, 2018, 3:04 p.m.

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//Monday, Block C is in R&E, ChemR&E presentations were just finished last Thurday and Street is talking about abstracts Mr. Street: okay so just make sure you turn in your abstracts to me today or they're late Nicole: Oh we already turned them into- into- Nicole: *struggling to remember Mr. Lodal's name* Nicole: into uh- the other guy

#7530

1016

June 11, 2018, 10:24 a.m.

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Lillian: "I tried to find the max of a list and it returned false."

#7529

1111

June 11, 2018, 10:23 a.m.

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Lodal: "What goes after 18?" //pause Student: "36!" Lodal: "No, 19...."

#7528

644

June 10, 2018, 9:45 a.m.

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//Carlos Max and Noam are half asleep at 3 am, talking about girls Noam: So Carlos, why are your tastes so weird? Carlos: Have you ever seen Ratatouille? Max: What does that have to do with anything? Carlos: So like, the rat cooks something disgusting for a critic, and the critic starts crying cause it reminded him of his family. I'm like the food critic, only weird. Noam: Wait, what?

#7527

15

June 8, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

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//Ms. HC is talking about watching the caps game HC: "And then there was a tree covering the screen. So people started tearing off leaves and ripping of branches, and I thought, you can't destroy a city tree in DC. So I went up to the tree and I hugged it, and then all these people also started hugging the tree, and I was covered in disgusting, sweaty, smelly people. But they still kept on trying to topple the tree, and I said, 'Not on my watch!'"

#7526

1416

June 8, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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Lodal, after the fire drill: "I'm at my lowest filter right now. I'm having trouble withholding my hatred for certain things."