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#6780

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Oct. 16, 2017, 1:13 p.m.

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// Talking about ambiguous survey questions // Question is about being "sexually active" Stein: You know those middle school boys, for some, like, smiling at the girl counts // later Stein: Sorry, that was inappropriate

#6779

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Oct. 16, 2017, 1:09 p.m.

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//Talking about kiddos in AP World who are temporarily disappointed by their test grades Whitacre: Hope is disappointment delayed Whitacre: That's what I said at my mother's funeral

#6771

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Oct. 15, 2017, 10:15 a.m.

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//Weekend robo meeting //Khushboo is rubbing Wensen's cheeks while he's playing a mobile game Wensen: I should just bite you

#6768

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Oct. 14, 2017, 9:59 a.m.

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//Abigail walking around with no shoes Schwartz: It's common for math majors to walk without shoes. Reynald: It's because they can't afford them.

#6764

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Oct. 12, 2017, 7:31 p.m.

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Schwartz: Whoever keeps writing "I do not like The Princess Bride" on the board, stop! It is hurtful! Sam: You're a terrible person! The Princess Bride is a good movie!!! Schwartz: *facepalm*

#6763

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Oct. 12, 2017, 7:28 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: Traditional Chinese stories are hollow at the core, chilling, empty, a money-making technique used to rob little girls of their freedom...Chinese culture is creepy and devoid of emotion.

#6762

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Oct. 12, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

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//Tad says something stupid //Schwartz tells him to stop //Chad laughs at Tad Schwartz: Hey! That's not cool! You can't laugh at someone because I said they were being dumb. Chad: WHat? No! I was laughing at him before! Schwartz: Oh, yeah, okay then. Laugh at him all you want.

#6760

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Oct. 12, 2017, 7:41 a.m.

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(Talking about coffee) Piper: It's my drug of choice. *pause* Well, one of them. (Silence from the class) Piper: Not to imply that the others are drugs.

#6757

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Oct. 11, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

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Steven: I have a confession to make. //nervous laughter as Steven pauses Steven: In math, some things are just really just g*d***n hard. Oops. I wasn't supposed to say that. //More laughter Steven: I don't want to get into this because I get very emotional.

#6756

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Oct. 11, 2017, 8:46 p.m.

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//Talking about Gödel's incompleteness theorem Steven: Aren't you guys sad? That made me cry in 6th grade!