#6855

3939

Oct. 26, 2017, 6:05 a.m.

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//Testing bridges in POE Reynald: *stands on own bridge* Mr. Kaluta, try to stand on our bridge. Kaluta: How much do you weigh? Reynald: Less than you.

#6851

3535

Oct. 25, 2017, 7:40 p.m.

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//after using Chad as an example of tension Student: So what do we call Chad's force? Schafer: F contact. //pause Schafer: Or f chad.

#6848

1313

Oct. 25, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

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//talking about likelihood of Blair kids cheating by sending answer keys Ostrander: Yeah, I told them that they don't have to worry about cheating because you kids are too dumb to know the answers anyway.

#6847

136140

Oct. 25, 2017, 7:34 p.m.

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//explaining ramp gravity Schafer: Yes. Winner minus loser. //Ostrander enters the room Schafer: Speaking of losers...

#6845

1717

Oct. 25, 2017, 5:47 p.m.

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Steven: So if you know calculus, this is easy. //Writes stuff on board Steven: Oh shoot is Schwartz here? Freshmen, you saw nothing.

#6841

-17

Oct. 25, 2017, 12:41 p.m.

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Aritra: Neo have you ever considered shaving? Neo: Yes. Aritra: and what is your conclusion? Neo: No.

#6840

1416

Oct. 25, 2017, 12:13 p.m.

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Elaine: Are Jewish people ... Jewish?

#6837

1218

Oct. 24, 2017, 6:28 p.m.

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Sam: Hey Steven... Have you thought about making a YouTube channel for your lectures? Steven: No Sam: You should call it IQu.

#6836

66

Oct. 24, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

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Whitacre: Why are you guys so tired? It's only Tuesday! Whitacre: Get your 10 hours of sleep...like the doctors recommend! Joseph: You mean 10 hours a week?

#6834

4242

Oct. 24, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

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//Talking about tension Schafer: Because I want an absurd answer, I'm going to ask the most absurd person in the class. Carlos: Arthur Schafer: Yep. Schafer: Arthur! Is the box accelerating to the left? Arthur: No, it's a box. Schafer: Is the box accelerating to the left? Arthur: No, it's a box. Scafer: Is the box accelerating down? Arthur: No, it's a box. Schafer: Thank you, Arthur.