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#6695

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Oct. 2, 2017, 3:39 p.m.

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//talking about sets Kirk: ok can someone give me an example of a disjoint set? Anika: the number of cool people and Jeff Class: OHHHHH ROASTED

#6692

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Oct. 1, 2017, 3:20 p.m.

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Mr.Schafer: Let's say Mr.Hammond and Mr.Stein both ignore everything that I said at this point. //Schafer had just talked about not sharing and comparing the physics test Mr.Schafer: Let's say Mr. Hammond lost 4 points, and Mr.Stein lost 5. If they compare their work and did the exact same thing...well, that's just unfair. I'll look at them both, and take the extra point off of Mr. Hammond's. //Hammond storms to Schafer's desk, throws his keys on the floor, and stomps away

#6691

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Oct. 1, 2017, 3:15 p.m.

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//In retaliation to Mr.Schafer being mean to him Mr.Hammond: You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to draw an elephant on the board. And I'm gonna make it purple.

#6683

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Sept. 29, 2017, 1:02 a.m.

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Schwartz: Nutrition! Everybody loves nutrition. There are three key nutrients to a balanced diet. Those are? Abigail: Sugar! Schwartz: Sugar! //writes sugar on the board, turns back to the class Various students: Caffiene! Schwartz: caffeine... //writes caffiene Other student: CYANIDE! Schwartz: Cyanide! Great! Schwartz: Now as nutritionists, we have foods we can recommend to our patients so they can get their recommended daily values of sugar, caffiene and cyanide. Those foods are? Other student: cereal! //schwartz writes cereal, turns around again Various students: Pizza! Cheesecake! Ice cream! Schwartz: Ice cream! Avik: Robitussin! //Schwartz looks around for a moment with questioning eyebrows Schwartz: Robitussin!

#6681

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Sept. 28, 2017, 8:41 p.m.

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//when Schafer's room had a stream of "poopwater" flowing from the ceiling Student 1: Where's the nearest water fountain? Student 2: Across the hall in Schafer's room.

#6679

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Sept. 28, 2017, 7:49 p.m.

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Gabaree: Imagine if a malicious internet attack occurred during the PARCC Robert: Is that an invitation?

#6676

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Sept. 28, 2017, 6:07 p.m.

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//demonstrating how to pivot in magnet PE Mr. Charles: See, now I pivot... Students: That's not a pivot, that's a COUNTERCLOCKWISE ROTATION! Mr. Charles: And now I do a reverse pivot... Students: That's a CLOCKWISE ROTATION. Mr. Charles: No, it's a pivot! Students: IT'S A ROTATION

#6675

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Sept. 28, 2017, 6:05 p.m.

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//Student 1 gets caught looking up Schwartz during R&E Street: Close that thing before I call your mother. //he leaves Student 2: Teacher jealousy.

#6674

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Sept. 28, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

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Street: The thought of planning ahead is grotesque to you magnets.

#6673

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Sept. 28, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

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Street: Why do you look happy? You're smiling. //pauses Street: I guess the truth of the magnet hasn't sunken in yet.