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#6575

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Sept. 11, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

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Talking about one dimensional motion Schafer: You could be going in a negative direction with negative acceleration and you would be speeding up. //applause //Alan dabs Schafer: ...Did you just dab? //Alan nods Schafer: That was not dab-worthy. //laughter

Best possible moment to dab is when explaining simple physics concepts.

alan, schafer, physics

#6574

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Sept. 11, 2017, 5:22 p.m.

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Talking about units Student: What do footpounds measure? Schafer: Stupidity.

#6573

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Sept. 11, 2017, 5:21 p.m.

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Schafer: If you are curving, you are not going straight.

#6571

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Sept. 11, 2017, 12:20 p.m.

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//Pchem Pham: Last year the freshmen not scared of me. I don't know where I went wrong!

#6568

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Sept. 8, 2017, 4:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: Usually when there's a steam sale, I put a list of the games I play on edline

#6567

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Sept. 8, 2017, 2:56 p.m.

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Mogge: Do you know why you can't starve in the desert? Students: You'd die of dehydration before you starved. Mogge: ...I was thinking because of all the SANDwiches there. //Class groans

#6566

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Sept. 8, 2017, 11:32 a.m.

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// Grace is trying to get a fork from the top shelf, but cannot see the box so she ends up grabbing two forks Grace: Ha I reached the shelf. Pham: Yeah but you got two. Some day, you get married, you gonna get two guys! Grace: Yeah, twice the fun. Immma get one husband and one concubine. Shwetha: How do you think you're gonna get two guys?

#6565

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Sept. 7, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

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Whitacre: Your last name usually tells where you're from or what your past ancestors did for a living. For example, if your last name is a color, your ancestors might have been in the dyeing industry. But if your last name is Weed, then I should watch you closely.

#6563

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Sept. 6, 2017, 11:25 p.m.

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//Reviewing safety test Pham: Yes, assume all chemical dangerous before using it. Student: What about water? Pham: You go in water for several hour, you drown.

#6562

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Sept. 6, 2017, 11:14 p.m.

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Rose: I'm having a baby. // Class applauds Rose: Very easy to do.