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#6089
-57
⚐ Report//Getting ready for the Precalc test Giles to the people standing around talking: Sit down! Get ready for the test! Neil Kundagrami: If I run out of time on this test because of you, I'm coming for your family!
#6088
-620
⚐ Report//As Street checks homework in Period 7 R&E Street:*to all of the guys at a table* You failed! You failed! You failed! Street:*gets to Shreeya* You see Shreeya is smart...she didn't fail. She doesn't have to defective Y-chromosome. *chuckles* Street: I'm just kidding...you losers are fine.
#6087
2020
⚐ ReportSchwartz: "A function is continuous if it doesn't lie to you." //Draws graph of continuous polynomial on the board Schwartz: "Here I am going along the graph and at x=4, the function didn't lie to me. That is, what I think it should do it did." //Makes a removable discontinuity at x=4 so f(4)=8 instead of f(4)=2 Schwartz: "Now I go along the function and I think it's going to be 2. But it's not. It's 8. The function lied to you. It is a bad function. Functions that lie are bad."
#6086
1212
⚐ ReportSchwartz: "Remember in 2nd grade when your math teacher told you that 5-3=2? And then you, being a smart aleck, raise your hand. The teacher likely sighed and then called on you. You said 'What is 3-5?' Your teacher responded 'You can't do that.' Your teacher lied to you. I am telling you this because I am about to lie to you right now."
#6085
2222
⚐ Report// During his math team lecture Guang: Dr. Gasarch is one of the best Ramsey theorists in the world. I'm the second.
#6081
02
⚐ ReportStein: Do your work...be more like Jordi. // Two minutes later Derek Lamb: Florida is fine...
#6080
57
⚐ ReportMr. Subayi: The Bible says "If someone kills someone, you have the right to go and kill them first...READ THE BIBLE, IT'S IN THERE."
#6079
02
⚐ Report//AP NSL, Noah posts a Washington Post article on Google Classroom about Trump's claim about a rigged election. Cirincione: See, this is a great way to use technology, unlike Gmail chatting people from other classes.
#6078
99
⚐ ReportStein (grading tests): You know what I've realized? The hard problems, kids generally don't get right.