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#6089

-57

Nov. 4, 2016, 12:36 p.m.

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//Getting ready for the Precalc test Giles to the people standing around talking: Sit down! Get ready for the test! Neil Kundagrami: If I run out of time on this test because of you, I'm coming for your family!

This was the big functions test everyone was stressing about

giles, precalc, neil

#6088

-620

Nov. 2, 2016, 10:25 p.m.

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//As Street checks homework in Period 7 R&E Street:*to all of the guys at a table* You failed! You failed! You failed! Street:*gets to Shreeya* You see Shreeya is smart...she didn't fail. She doesn't have to defective Y-chromosome. *chuckles* Street: I'm just kidding...you losers are fine.

Ironically, Shreeya did her homework less than a minute before he reached her table

street, r&e

#6087

2020

Nov. 2, 2016, 9:20 p.m.

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Schwartz: "A function is continuous if it doesn't lie to you." //Draws graph of continuous polynomial on the board Schwartz: "Here I am going along the graph and at x=4, the function didn't lie to me. That is, what I think it should do it did." //Makes a removable discontinuity at x=4 so f(4)=8 instead of f(4)=2 Schwartz: "Now I go along the function and I think it's going to be 2. But it's not. It's 8. The function lied to you. It is a bad function. Functions that lie are bad."

#6086

1212

Nov. 2, 2016, 9:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: "Remember in 2nd grade when your math teacher told you that 5-3=2? And then you, being a smart aleck, raise your hand. The teacher likely sighed and then called on you. You said 'What is 3-5?' Your teacher responded 'You can't do that.' Your teacher lied to you. I am telling you this because I am about to lie to you right now."

#6085

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Nov. 2, 2016, 6:09 p.m.

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// During his math team lecture Guang: Dr. Gasarch is one of the best Ramsey theorists in the world. I'm the second.

#6084

-59

Nov. 1, 2016, 12:54 p.m.

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Zoll-sensei: Showa-tennou did many great things.

Showa-tennou = Showa Emperor = Hirohito = Basically leader of Japan during WWII

zoll

#6081

02

Oct. 31, 2016, 8:21 a.m.

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Stein: Do your work...be more like Jordi. // Two minutes later Derek Lamb: Florida is fine...

#6080

57

Oct. 30, 2016, 7:20 p.m.

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Mr. Subayi: The Bible says "If someone kills someone, you have the right to go and kill them first...READ THE BIBLE, IT'S IN THERE."

I actually wrote down this quote in 2014 but forgot to post it and stumbled upon it in my old papers.

subayi

#6079

02

Oct. 28, 2016, 2 p.m.

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//AP NSL, Noah posts a Washington Post article on Google Classroom about Trump's claim about a rigged election. Cirincione: See, this is a great way to use technology, unlike Gmail chatting people from other classes.

#6078

99

Oct. 28, 2016, 1:46 p.m.

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Stein (grading tests): You know what I've realized? The hard problems, kids generally don't get right.