#6077

44

Oct. 28, 2016, 1:45 p.m.

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In Whitacre's Comparative Religion Class **Whitacre walks out of the room momentarily** Sambuddha: So, how many of you like the idea of freedom? Luc: Go f--- yourself.

#6076

1919

Oct. 27, 2016, 5:44 p.m.

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//PChem. Kaluta has just left after asking Pham for his mercury. Pham: You know why they never find my mercury. It's because they don't ever looking for it here. //*Aims laser pointer at ceiling tiles*

#6075

55

Oct. 27, 2016, 11:55 a.m.

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Stein: I'm early voting today. Students: Why? Stein: Because I'm a habitual jaywalker... Students: And the chance that you get hit by a bus is not zero. Stein: Yeah, I want my vote to count. Giles: What happens if you get hit today? Stein: Well, I'm not gonna jaywalk today.

#6074

79

Oct. 26, 2016, 9:40 a.m.

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*talking about weird integrals in the "Crazy Tangent" method* Sushanth: Mr. Stein, I did my homework outside yesterday and I got a CRAZY TAN!! Mr. Stein: ...

#6073

77

Oct. 25, 2016, 9:16 p.m.

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//Functions Pd.1 Schwartz: For sufficiently large values of 5, 5+5=11.

#6072

2228

Oct. 24, 2016, 8:04 p.m.

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//During presentation about Neptune Tyler: So you can think about Earth's orbit like Mr. Pham, short and round. Neptune's orbit is like Mr. Rose, tall and eccentric.

#6071

1313

Oct. 22, 2016, 1:49 p.m.

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Street: "Just smile, laugh politely, and watch your grades go up."

#6070

1315

Oct. 21, 2016, 5:53 p.m.

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//Block D CS Piper: So, now that we've covered infix notation, what's next? Evan G.: Outfix?

#6069

-22

Oct. 21, 2016, 1:40 p.m.

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//Japanese class after a kanji quiz Anthony: Hey, hey, what did Zoll-sensei say about the kid who forgot how to write 室 on the kanji quiz? Random kid: I dunno, what? Anthony: No shitsu given!

#6068

1010

Oct. 20, 2016, 9:23 p.m.

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//During a meeting of BIG (Blair Engineers' Guild) in Schwartz's room on a Friday afternoon *BIG people are talking, Schwartz is helping a student* *Rose walks in* Kevin: Hey look, it's Mr. Rose! Misha: Yeah, he wanders in like that. *Rose walks over to lost and found pile and takes a jacket* Rose: Hey Schwartz, can I borrow this? Schwartz: Sure, just bring it back. *Rose puts on the jacket* Kevin: It doesn't quite fit. Rose: It's better than the medium girls' coat in my room. *Notices a different jacket and puts it on instead* Rose: Ah! Much better! Schwartz: Just to make sure, you know this is a student's coat? I'm leaving at 4:30, so can you... Rose: Don't worry, I'll give it back to you when I come back. Schwartz: So like, before 4:30? Rose: Nah, like, on Monday. *Leaves* Schwartz: *Speaking to BIG people* If that doesn't make it onto blairbash, I will be very disappointed in all of you.