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⚐ ReportJessica: An eagle scout? He's leaving robo to pretend to be a bird? Rafi: (at a loss for words) Jessica: Why an eagle? Rafi: National pride, or something. Jessica: So if Franklin had his way, Ryan Tse would become a Wild Turkey scout?
#6169
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⚐ ReportIn the computer lab after chaining together keyboards to one computer: Katheryn: Which thing do I plug the mouse into? Kristi (thinking she's talking about the four USB ports): Any of them work. Katheryn: Wait no but there are two different ones. Kristi (realizes she's talking about the USB port and thunderbolt which are clearly different sizes): ...Are you ok?
#6166
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⚐ Report//Dr.Davis is seating people Kevin: Can I sit there //Kevin points to seat across from Brian Dr.Davis: Why? So you can start making goo-goo eyes at each other? //Class starts laughing
#6165
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⚐ Report//Pd 1 Schwartz Schwartz: Be better than those guys, they're bums.(talking about upperclassmen) Jason: Can I quote you?
#6162
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⚐ ReportRandom 6th grader from Eastern: What's the scientific name of a weiner-dog? Jessica: ...a hot dog? Debkanya: They don't have scientific names. Jessica: Wait. You mean the animal, not the food?
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⚐ Report//Block D FCS, calculating distance with absolute values Matthew: Absolute value corrupts absolutely.
#6158
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⚐ Report\\In study hall, Jamie and Richard have been arguing about what comedy shows are better than others \\Jamie walks away to help someone with work Nahor: Why is Jamie such a dick?