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66

April 15, 2016, 4:11 p.m.

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Shwetha: Well at least I'm not the shortest person in this class because of Jenny. Pham: Oh she going to be taller than you! If I were Jenny, I would try to be taller than you.

#5884

33

April 15, 2016, 4:10 p.m.

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//During a test Pham: You need to keep trying! How many time you going to marry?

#5881

13

April 14, 2016, 9:18 a.m.

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//referring to screw caps on pens Brian Morris: That's literally Satan. Combined with Hitler, combined with Pol Pot, with a sprinkle of Stalin on top and a touch of Mao.

#5880

55

April 13, 2016, 2:21 p.m.

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Whitacre: How many people are taking 2 APs? //most people raise their hands Whitacre: How about 3? 4? //progressively fewer people raise their hands Whitacre: 5? //only a few people left raising their hands Whitacre: My next number is why?

#5878

44

April 13, 2016, 9:11 a.m.

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//In Ms.Bosse's class you take a rubber duck as a bathroom pass //Richard coming back from the bathroom Richard: Ms.Bosse, don't you ever worry that someone will drop the duck into the toi- Ms.Bosse: Yes

#5877

33

April 12, 2016, 7:47 p.m.

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Joseph: If you take Favid's ID, he's Fave.

#5876

55

April 12, 2016, 9:56 a.m.

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Klein: What's the use of half a child -- other than as a doorstop.

#5874

1010

April 6, 2016, 5:35 p.m.

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//After Simon hands in unit test Giles: Simon, you do know that rounding to the nearest thousandth doesn't mean a thousand digts, right? Simon: Oh.

#5873

77

April 6, 2016, 5:34 p.m.

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//During spoon game, Andrew is wearing a rice farmer hat and fake mustache for the safety, while working on Chem R&E during lunch. Street: You do know that you're supporting every single Asian stereotype right now, right?

#5872

4446

April 6, 2016, 5:31 p.m.

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//Class before a lab in freshman magnet chemistry Lodal: Don't forget to do the prelab writeup. Sally: What if hypothetically someone lost their journal? Lodal: Then hypothetically they would have to buy a new one. Sally: What if hypothetically they couldn't get one by tomorrow? Lodal: Then steal one. Sally: What if hypothetically they have morals? Lodal: Then steal one from Katheryn.