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⚐ Report//First day back from 12 day winter break Saurav: Still not caught up on homework.
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⚐ ReportPham: You get F! Get out and cloe da door. Sachin: I get out of hallway into classroom. Pham: Get out the classroom! Sachin: I get out the classroom if you get out my mom.
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⚐ ReportMr. Street: If you don't bundle up the cords correctly before putting the hot glue guns away, there are cords everywhere and it looks like a snake orgy. //Class laughs Sherry: Question: what's that? Mr Street: You'll have to look that up yourself.
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Does it have to be politically correct? This is my class, what do you think.
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⚐ Report//talking about toilet paper Rishab: Wait, what are we talking about? Whitacre: We are talking about the art of cleaning oneself after a bowel movement. Where is you head?
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⚐ Report//Ms. Hart is talking about Okapis. See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi Hart: Can someone please explain to me - why are only their legs striped? Are they, like, galloping through bar codes?
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⚐ Report//Discussing topics for the Math Phys papers Schafer: Avikar? Avikar: I'm doing Noether's Theorem. Schafer: Oh, you mean 'Nother's' Theorem? Avikar: No, it's pronounced 'NUER-ter'. I looked it up. Schafer: This is Murica. It's 'Nother'. Avikar: All right... Schafer: So what's the right way to pronounce it? Avikar: 'Nother'.. Schafer: WRONG!
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⚐ ReportRose: Daniel Amir, you're the most alien looking person in this room. Like if we had to pick the least human person, you'd probably get the most votes.