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#4505

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April 11, 2013, 9:19 p.m.

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//Teacher is guarding door at lunch to make sure people have to go around to the SAC. //Neil sneaks over to open door and Teacher sees him as he is sneaking away. Teacher: Hey! I'm going to refer you to your administrator! What's your name? Neil: Jay Gatsby. Teacher:I'm gonna look you up! //Teacher storms off

#4499

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April 10, 2013, 6:21 a.m.

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Hart: I have a present for you.  Sharp Object.  Please run quickly with them.

Subbing for Duval

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#4498

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April 10, 2013, 6:19 a.m.

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//In the middle of Analysis 1A, class before Pi day. Blue: I'm gonna just leave, okay? Rose: Okay, come back on Thursday for pie.

#4497

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April 10, 2013, 6:17 a.m.

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Kaluta: Ooh, Harrison's got a popped collar, he's fashionable in the sixties.

#4496

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April 10, 2013, 6:16 a.m.

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Rose: So we just took the derivative.  Taking the derivative is like sex.  The hard part is simplifying the derivative, which is like pillow talk. //Later, Rose and Paul are simplifying a long derivative together Rose: This is some of the best pillow talk I've ever had.

#4494

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April 8, 2013, 10:57 p.m.

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//In Analysis 1B going over AP Calculus practice sets. Question scores were to be filled out on online forms. Mr. Stein scrolls through the names: //Winston, Mike //Busis, Adam //... //Offertaler, Required. Class: Wait what? Required?! Mr. Stein: Why did you do that? Bendeguz: I'm not sure... //Next set. Scrolling through the names: //Xu, Annie //... //Offertaler, Offertaler Class: You did it again! Bendeguz: Technology doesn't agree with me...

#4493

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April 8, 2013, 7:31 p.m.

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//Talking about the transit Street: What do you think you'll see when you look through one side of it? Ethan: The other side? Street: Yeah, like when I look through your ears.

#4492

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April 6, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

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//At Wallops 2013, learning about marine phyla MSC Guy: Of course, sponges can regenerate. You could even stick one in a blender then watch it grow back. Teddy: Wow, I wish I could do that! Schafer: Yeah, I wish I could stick you in a blender too.

#4491

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April 4, 2013, 9:39 a.m.

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//Jonah, reading a comic Jonah: Why are these exclamation points like this!? Conner: Jonah, that's Spanish. Jonah: But it has a lisp! Spanish people don't have lisps!

#4481

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March 19, 2013, 5:29 p.m.

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Arun: How many people live in D.C.? Maria Y: 46 million.