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#4448

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Feb. 20, 2013, 7:14 p.m.

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//Rose is proving the product rule. Rose: Just so you guys don't think I'm pulling a fast one on you, I'm going to expand this out... //Hammond immediately enters. Hammond: Mr. Rose, stop pulling a fast one on these children!

#4442

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Feb. 17, 2013, 6:49 p.m.

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//Harvard MIT Math Tournament 2013, Awards Ceremony MIT Guy: And thank your coaches for bringing you here! Hannah He: Who's our coach again?

Walstein doesn't go to math competitions with us except for ARML.

he, hannah, hmmt

#4441

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Feb. 15, 2013, 5:07 p.m.

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//Rose is passing out the sheets you sign up for SRP-observing on. Rose: So, uhm.  This one is about....Home Office Stress toys.  The next one is about...Uh, Don't stick your tongue in sockets.  Then...Robots...Talking.  Yeah.  This one...Mosquito humping.  And this..is about drinking too much vodka.  Uhhh....this....Hmm.  Robot Doctors...Alright.  This one...is..just finding oil.  Hm.  Magma...Volcanos.  And this one...this is Vodka again...yeah...I'm done with this

What on earth DO any of those mean?

rose, srp

#4439

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Feb. 14, 2013, 10:36 p.m.

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Ravilious: What are the most important inventions in history? Person 1: Printing press. Person 2: Gunpowder. Adrianne : Calculus.

#4438

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Feb. 14, 2013, 4:26 p.m.

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Grossman: I have a feeling that you all will pair off and make bad decisions with each other.

#4436

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Feb. 14, 2013, 2:18 p.m.

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Po: You're so basic, your pH is 14.

#4435

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Feb. 14, 2013, 6:43 a.m.

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Jordan Schneider: Have you ever thought you could do a better job than Google? Learn why you're wrong!

#4433

17

Feb. 12, 2013, 5:20 p.m.

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//After ranting about some chicken connection to Looney Tunes that none of the students understood Duval: Come on, guys! Where's all your chicken knowledge? Cathy: In my stomach.

#4432

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Feb. 12, 2013, 10:24 a.m.

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Avikar: I want to be pope!

#4431

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Feb. 12, 2013, 8:01 a.m.

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Freshman: How'd they think this up? Street: I think alcohol had something to do with it.