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#12916
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Then we'll go on a boat, a research vesicle Glenn: vessel, not vesicle Glenn: we're not cells.
#12915
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Not to sound serial killer-ish but squid are really beautiful on the inside
#12914
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Anyone who had me last semester wants to say anything about my class? Yongle: git good! Glenn: get good? what does that mean? *confused facial expressions*
#12912
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⚐ ReportGlenn: There was a tooth on the roof of my mouth. Glenn: and they tried to put a bracket on it but it wouldn't budge Glenn: So I had to get it surgically removed Glenn: It broke into four pieces Student: You can scam the tooth fairy for four times the money Glenn: For the longest time, my sister was my tooth fairy Glenn: and I found the box she kept them in Glenn: and i smooshed them together
#12911
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⚐ ReportGlenn: [My rat] is a 35 dollar monthly expense Glenn: They have to put the rat under anesthesia because otherwise they'll bite, right? because they're drilling their teeth Glenn: And they have this tiny *gestures* nose mask to put laughing gas in it, on the rat and its so cute!
#12909
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⚐ ReportSai: You know this flag froze Sai: remember when we had the snow and the icicles melted and then it froze Sai: All I can say is that it looked like a teen boy's bedsheet
#12907
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⚐ ReportHallisey: Have you guys heard of Elmo? Hallisey: It's a show where parents show their children while putting them on the neglect chair. Hallisey: Elmo's world has been around for a while so I wasn't sure if you guys have heard for not Hallisey: if not then just bear with me.