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⚐ ReportLodal: The only thing I'm not gonna have you do in this class is math homework. Lodal: No math homework. Not on my watch.
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⚐ ReportGoldman: Of course we have the high holy day of love-capitalism on Sunday, so take care of the ones you love.
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⚐ ReportDuval: Lixing, I know you have really good fingernails. I promise this isn't weird out of context.
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⚐ Report//Rose is talking about his friend who sends him inappropriate jokes during school hours Rose: It was becoming a bit of a problem, so I had to silence him. Rose: Anyways, he's in the hospital right now...
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⚐ ReportStreet: Stop smiling, [Student 1]. Bad for your health. Street: Grumpy people live longer. Student 2: proven facts
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⚐ Report"We're about to see a magic potato...alright!" -Duval, still talking about molecular biology
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⚐ Report// equation of the form log_a (expression) = log_a (other expression) Student: just chop off the logs Kirk: You can just chop off the logs. Which is exactly the pun I needed today. // after finding out pun was not intended Kirk: The best puns are accidental.