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#11165

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Nov. 15, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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Schwartz, struggling to hold objects for a visual: If I have enough hands for this -- well, I'm not changing the number of hands I have. Schwartz, later: This was easier when I could use my teeth. Andy: Imagine him saying that 40 years from now.

#11164

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Nov. 15, 2022, 5:23 p.m.

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Schwartz: Why would I do that? Because I'm evil and I want you to suffer.

#11163

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Nov. 15, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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//about an erroneous tangent plane equation Schwartz: That's not a plane! Katz: That's a helicopter!

#11162

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Nov. 15, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Linda: Water is free but you need to pay $1. Linda: This is gaslighting. Jerry Song: Beer for the price of two beers, buy one get the other free!

#11161

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Nov. 15, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer talking about air resistance and drag Schafer: If I have two balls, and one was subject to drag... Whole class: Trying not to snicker

#11160

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Nov. 15, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

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Moose: This is my communist magazine. *waves around a communist poster* But I'm not a commie

#11159

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Nov. 15, 2022, 9:01 a.m.

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Chikara: This spoke to my soul because I like big buff guys duking it out

#11158

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Nov. 15, 2022, 8:58 a.m.

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Smolen: Play an open string here. Do not succumb to the limitations of your fourth finger Smolen: In other words, don't be your pinky's little bitch

#11157

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Nov. 15, 2022, 8:25 a.m.

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// Playing quizlet live Burnell: You may take one piece(of candy) Jerry Song: The One Piece.

#11156

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Nov. 15, 2022, 8:09 a.m.

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Jerry: Andy, what's chattel slavery? Andy: Chattel slavery is just "hippity hoppity you're now my property" Jerry: Ok, what are the Columbian exchange impacts on the western hemisphere? Andy: STDs.